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a parody of myself

Nashville, TN
Joined November 2011
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SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK teapaw.org/alexsumm/status/879756…
This auditorium could probably use a sound system considering it's size
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me: a hearse just for attractive people doesn’t seem very inclusive Death Cab for Cutie:
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France is standing firmly with the United States and our democracy, as we have done with theirs. Shortly after French security services appear to have determined Trump's actions were a coup attempt, Pres. Macron made this powerful speech in our support. 🇫🇷elysee.fr/en/emmanuel-macron…
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Strange to call yourselves protestors when you are actively destroying the medium that will spread your message to the people. Almost like you don’t believe your actions are justified.
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i love that these two are married in real life. a queen and her himbo.
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Not exactly what we had in mind
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NEW: We fact-checked the last debate of 2020 between President Donald Trump and Joe Biden. The debate may have had fewer interruptions than the first, but it was not any more truthful. bit.ly/2IScvh7 #debates2020
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Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Champion Of Gender Equality, Dies At 87 npr.org/2020/09/18/100306972…
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This is like if Smash Bros. made music lineups😂
Foo Fighters, Jimmy Buffett, Jefferson Starship and New Kids on the Block will perform for a Fenway Sessions livestream for COVID-19 aid rol.st/2ZN8mkS
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Replying to @BellaBluemmel
@BellaBluemmel going all out for my birthday dinner! Been busting her butt in the kitchen all afternoon, all home made♥️ (Pistachio cheesecake for dessert, soon to follow)
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It seems like some life vests would save the Straw Hats a lot of problems
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Fight me all you want but it’s the truth. Double Dash is and always will be the best Mario Kart game.
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Literally the easiest part of my day, every day, is to not flirt with teenagers
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CAN I GET A HOT TUB!!
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I bet Donald Duck would do a great cover of Down With the Sickness
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This Renaissance Era of Avatar memes has been absolutely delightful
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An owl punk band called the HOOligans
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