alf · Apr 16, 2014 · 11:49 AM UTC

Why does no one go out In this weather

alf · Apr 16, 2014 · 7:36 AM UTC

Has anyone got an I phone 4/4s for sale?

alf · Apr 15, 2014 · 4:11 PM UTC

I really rate Luke shaw and Adam Lallana

alf · Apr 15, 2014 · 2:30 PM UTC

Home from work at half 3, not baddd

alf · Apr 15, 2014 · 2:15 PM UTC

Rip 96

alf · Apr 14, 2014 · 4:34 PM UTC

I wonder how Liverpool & Everton will do in champions league

alf · Apr 14, 2014 · 11:45 AM UTC

Just caught my boss taking a selfie hahahahahahaha

alf · Apr 14, 2014 · 11:43 AM UTC

alf · Apr 14, 2014 · 9:53 AM UTC

Want to go home now

Dan · Apr 13, 2014 · 6:35 PM UTC

alf retweeted

As if Simpsons movie is 7 years old what the fack – at Lythe, England

alf · Apr 14, 2014 · 9:45 AM UTC

This Liverpool fan in the cafe is proper giving it how there gonna win the league hahaha

alf · Apr 13, 2014 · 8:07 PM UTC

Liverpools first good season for like 7 years and thinking there better than Real Madrid😂

alf · Apr 13, 2014 · 7:51 PM UTC

No food in the house and I'm so hungry

alf · Apr 13, 2014 · 7:33 PM UTC

Why can't McDonalds do delivery😩

alf · Apr 13, 2014 · 7:06 PM UTC

Like Alfie Lordswood Kent 16 5ft 11 Why do people do that?????

alf · Apr 13, 2014 · 7:04 PM UTC

Seriously why do people put there height in there bio?😂

alf · Apr 13, 2014 · 7:03 PM UTC

Hate half terms when I have to work😩

alf · Apr 13, 2014 · 6:46 PM UTC

I still have faith chelsea will win the league! Just got to #believe #cfc