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โ€œBetter to have a short life that is full of what you like doing, than a long life spent in a miserable way.โ€ โ€“ Alan Watts

Hertfordshire
Joined November 2010
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Alastair Maynard ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
URGENT APPEAL This Christmas we're asking people on benefits to donate ยฃ10 per month to help the working families across the UK.
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Alastair Maynard ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
Imagine waking up looking in the mirror and realizing you look more like katy perry or steve harvey than they do..๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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What a Friday and good old #Starmer finally the tables are turning and the people are able to voice their opinions with the freedom of Votes. #Starmergeddon
๐Ÿค– Made with AI
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Alastair Maynard ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
Just got served this. Hit me like a train.
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If you're wondering why we've signed no players, look in crises, and are sleepwalking into a relegation battle (again)... The message from #THFC's Chief Revenue Officer is clear: "We're no longer a football stadium."
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Alastair Maynard ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
The highs and lows of football. FGS.๐Ÿ˜ก#cafc โ€“ at Portsmouth, England
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Alastair Maynard ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
You know things are bad in the United Kingdom, when Fox News are doing full segments on the 1984esque behaviour of @Keir_Starmer regime.
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Alastair Maynard ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
I've posted this before, but as it's the weekend let's have a bloody good laugh at Keir Starmer getting roughed-up at The Raven in Bath ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Alastair Maynard ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
Jay from The Inbetweeners take on Council Tax is a bit of us all.
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Some times the universe comes together nd puts two single people next to each other. Hope they connected and found loveโ€ฆ๐Ÿ’ž
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Alastair Maynard ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
Cheers Ange. #THFC | #COYS | #SPURS
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Alastair Maynard ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
Levy: โ€œWe want to build a projectโ€ Nov 2019: Sacks Poch after building a superb project with barely any backing, after a few bad results in the league. ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท Levy: โ€œWe need a winnerโ€ April 2021: Sacks Mourinho days before a Cup Final (looses) ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Levy: โ€œWe want to build up againโ€ Oct 2021: Sacks Nuno after 4 months in charge. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Levy: โ€œWe want to win trophies with a serial winnerโ€ March 2023: Conte leaves by mutual content, after not being backed enough in the transfer markets. ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Levy: โ€œWe want to build a sustainable project, with attacking football but whilst being successful with trophiesโ€ ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ‰ May 2025: Tottenham end their 17 year trophy drought by winning the Europa League under Postecoglouโ€ฆ June 2025: Reports suggesting we are sacking him. The man who won us that all important trophy. Sickening.
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Alastair Maynard ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
I canโ€™t be arsed, so Iโ€™m going to say what I was alluding to a week ago, since some things are slowly coming out. Daniel Levy allegedly tried to sack Ange in January. The dressing room revolted against him, and Levy had to reconsider the decision. Eventually, he went back. Players like Romero told Levy that theyโ€™d leave if Ange goes, others too. Ange kept reiterating to Levy that the league was unsaveable due to injuries, and that heโ€™s focusing on the cup. And if Ange gets sacked now, the same bullshit will happen, and players will actually leave. Thereโ€™ll be big backlash. Likes of Porro, Van De Ven, Udogie, Vicario, etc. Basically everyone.
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Alastair Maynard ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
Ffs ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Alastair Maynard ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
This is awesome.
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Alastair Maynard ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
Wonder if Daniel can hear this in Americaโ€ฆ? ๐Ÿค” (sound on ๐Ÿ”‰๐Ÿ˜‰) #COYSDaniel #ENICout
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Probably miss the flight
Napoli have held exploratory talks for Timo Werner. A possible deal could be unlocked after the North London derby; at that point there could be the green light [@DiMarzio]
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