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it's hard when someone still treats u like the person u were during the worst period of ur life
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Me: Get me a phone book.
Wife: *laughed at me* You're so old. Just use my phone.
So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
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Erik ten Hag, Rúben Amorim and other Manchester united coaches on a group call right now
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180K views on TikTok and still ₦0 earned! 🙈😭
My account is UK-based 🇬🇧 and monetised, so what exactly am I missing? Is there something I need to activate, or is TikTok just playing with me? 😂💔
If you’re making money from TikTok, abeg, put me through! 🙏🏽💰
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sometimes u realize someone was listening to respond when u tell the same story to another person and finally feel understood
























