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I have a headache. Probably researching something depressing. Quaker. she/her. https://teapaw.org/t.co/OuK118DSun

Florida, USA
Joined April 2009
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The cruelest prank on mankind was making bumblebees look so huggable and fluffy but with a poison butt sword.
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i’m not judging you i literally eat taco bell
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My secret is finding everything I ever post on social media cringey literally a second after I post it. And I still leave it up.
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i think it’s so beautiful that joe rogan guys invented their own astrology
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Man, I wish Kamala was as far left as the conservatives think she is.
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Heard the new Mozart tonight. I think this kid has promise.
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Bad day to open Twitter.
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I love my body because randomly it will decide it hasn’t been dramatic enough. I have two slipped/herniated discs in my lower back which is great since I’m a 37 year old looking for archaeological work. You did an A+ job spine!
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So true!
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14 y/o me was SPITTIN
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Just to be crystal clear, “I feel fine but my wife made me come in” has a positive predictive value for something being *really* fucking wrong that approaches 100%
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so close! she is a cartoon ❤️
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This pre-code early talkie was the first major studio (MGM) feature film to have an all-black cast. It was a musical, featuring spirituals that were beautifully sung. There were some racial stereotypes, but it was shocking to see a movie directed by a white man in 1929 like this.
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It was beautifully filmed, had amazing music, great acting (Fanny Belle DeKnight was awesome), good writing, and was exciting. It definitely played into some sexist tropes, with the “fast woman” as the sole cause of troubles and the man being forgiven for everything he does.
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Kangaroos are just reincarnated bouncers.
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MAGA PA canvassers discover…Benedictine nuns living in a monastery but are confused and call it voter fraud. The names on their voting registration list match the sisters living there, even 107-year-old Sister Placida who “still motors around the monastery on her scooter.”
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Who is going to raise these babies? The type of men who would want a robot make it very clear they’re terrible at nurturing and proud of it. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Oh your therapist is cool? Well mine “prescribed” more @McElroyFamily content.
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We have until Oct. 17 to stop Texas from making the irreversible mistake of executing #RobertRoberson, an innocent person. Join me and @innocence in fighting for Robert by adding your name to his petition: shorturl.at/tFIJ9
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My family and I just came from shul for Yom Kipper and the sanctuary was full of Jews in kuffeyehs. Kuffeyehs are not antisemitic.
Replying to @StopAntisemites
The Weather Company and its consumer brand, The Weather Channel, are widely recognized for our integrity and the trust we have with the public. We deeply apologize to anyone we offended through the inadvertent selection of an image in our recent ad campaign. We certainly don’t support or condone any form of antisemitism. We immediately removed the ad upon recognizing our mistake.
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