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Allison Werner

@alisonwerner
 Philadelphia, PA
Joined February 2022
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you just wipe down the kitchen counter everyday until you die
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Anyone else kind of concerned that it’s 75 and humid in the middle of November
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Can’t even find a corner to hang off of at this time of night parking
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@XXLNov 4
18 years ago today, Ye released “Heartless” 💔
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I can’t wait to do nothing all weekend
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Polk Sheriff on tik tok is great entertainment
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Sassington, M.C.
@MissSassboxNov 4
fuck it. Kelly Clarkson, go get that fucking bird you wanted right now HURRY UP
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another day of doing absolute nothing at work is done
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That time of morning I need to go out for a walk before I fight a co worker
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JB
@JBTHEPLUG1Nov 3
How it feels to be high in public
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Lisa Vanderbump@confideinm3Nov 3
thinking about putting up christmas decorations
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nina lee
@NinaSerafinaNov 3
I have an unhealthy relationship with paper towels
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Why am I sweating in November
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WHY DO ALL GAP AND OLD NAVY CLOTHES DRASTICALLY SHRINK
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gina@GinaRealityTVNov 2
monday after halloweekend and daylight savings time ending
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What did you say to your mudder - Tony Soprano
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Q.@quintarus_amosNov 2
I don’t care how much money I got. You will see me in Dollar Tree.
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Silky Sinz
@silkysinz99Nov 2
I'm not manually changing my oven clock. That's my kitchen time zone now.
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I went to bed at 830 and it was the best Sunday I had in a long time
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Why does it feel like midnight
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