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@allherdanger

certified soup whore. a little bit of everything all rolled into one.

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Joined April 2009
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@SlevShowNov 3
GOOOOD MORNING NEVALAND 📣 IT’S GIVEAWAY TIME‼️ With the HIGHLY anticipated @DisneyDLV Update of “THE KEEPSAKE SEA” I want to give back to this AMAZING COMMUNITY with a DLC…it might be INSIDE the JAR OF DIRT 🫙 All u have to do is: 🏴‍☠️ FOLLOW 🏴‍☠️ RETWEET 🏴‍☠️ COMMENT WITH “🪝” The amount of things we can do, the pirate ships, becoming a mermaid, designing underwater, get lost with Dori, sail to Tortuga with Jack Sparrow 🧭 and so much more 🤩 Who will be a lucky winner…enter in and find out if it’s YOU 🌊 Giveaway will be drawn NOV 17‼️
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Oh peak vibes, I'll never forget it
Fav (@favwontmiss) profile pictureFav
@favwontmissNov 7
MILLENNIALS: Do you remember November 3, 2008?
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Five Below is entirely self-checkout yet the girl at the registers failed to have bags at a single one of them and only started adding bags if someone went to that register, therefore being ALL UP IN MY BUBBLE. Girl you might wanna get better at your job idk
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Gonna get lunch from my favorite food truck after work wheeee
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I'm gonna go to the Twilight Town Mall in my dreams and get an alien from that damn claw machine.
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I finally did it, I purchased a Switch 2. Unfortunately the fuckass fob claw machine distracted me and I ordered too late for same-day delivery but tomorrowwww🤩
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It started at 131 and the number just keeps going up instead of down before my eyes 😡
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Got down to 2450 and then the number started going up again so I GIVE UP I can't do this all day
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Gonna buy MC Christmas towels and the inflatable and see if anybody notices the Mariah of it all
Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) profile pictureMariah Carey
@MariahCareyNov 4
New Christmas merch is here!! 🎄✨🎁 amazon.com/mariahcarey
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Egan is responsible for at least half of those lmao he mastered the Smooth Criminal dance and has moved on to Thriller 🧟‍♂️
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseNov 4
‘Thriller’ by Michael Jackson is challenging for #1 on the Billboard 200 this week with 52K units. (via HITSDD)
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I cannot be in line for this claw machine all fucking day omg
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Okay so ANYWAY VisionQuest last night?! I thought that's where we were headed but somehow wasn't prepared to feel those emotions omg. I need a special box set of all 3 shows on dvd/blu-ray PLEASE
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Wait it felt so good to tell Egan the good guys won this one and DT is definitely having a bad day
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Well I think this will do it!! 💙🥂
court (@allherdanger) profile picturecourt@allherdangerNov 3
I am just so incredibly disenchanted with life right now omg I need something fun to happen
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I want to have a Christmas party
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Getting a big box from Sephora but only the free samples are for you bc the rest is for Christmas goodies is SO SAD I wanna buy things for meeee
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While we wait...should I wear a turkey onesie for Thanksgiving this year?
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I wonder what Natasha will tweet about when we're finally rid of the trash 🤭
Natasha Rothwell (@natasharothwell) profile pictureNatasha Rothwell@natasharothwellNov 3
.@realDonaldTrump you are trash and today is trash day.
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Got a migraine threatening my life but I made sure to go vote before I nap about it
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PLEEEASE HOW CUTE
Disney Dreamlight Valley (@DisneyDLV) profile pictureDisney Dreamlight Valley
@DisneyDLVNov 3
Meet the Meringuin! This playful little friend is ready to bring some chilly charm to your adventures in The Keepsake Sea. 🐧 Explore Candy Cove to befriend this lil' flippered companion and stay tuned next week for another exclusive companion reveal from The Keepsake Sea!
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