Author. Writer. Poet. Recorder of life. Wife and mom with a whole bunch of animals. I kind of hate Twitter. #WritingCommunity
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Y’all. I took the kids bowling today and ordered food to the lane. I tipped $5. A ROBOT DELIVERED MY FOOD. THEY MADE ME TIP FOR ROBOT SERVICE.
Remember when the internet was just funny animal videos and filtered instagram photos that made everybody feel pretty? I miss that.
Well that Braves aren’t in the post season but neither are the Mets so there’s that. What an epic collapse.
Literally just jumped on here to read the reaction to the National Anthem. Bless her heart. #HomeRunDerby
My son and I are reading through some classics. We finished Stuart Little yesterday and I forgot how absolutely terrible the ending to that book is. Does he find Margolo? Reunite with his family? Die a terrible death?
What the hell, man.
Jumping onto Substack feels like posting naked photos of myself on the internet. It’s the scariest thing I’ve done in a while, but here I am. Be gentle, please.
alliegravitt.substack.com/
I understand that I am several years late to this party, but talk to me about substack. Who do you like? What do you enjoy about it? Do you even use it?
There was a spider in the bath tub with me and I didn’t even scream. I just picked him up and put him on the wall. Is this personal growth?
okay look. I really love nature and am against killing things. but i'd probably be willing to set my driveway on fire to ensure the death of every fire ant that bit my ass while I was sitting out there this weekend.
Who decided pizza shops needed to be the dyed and full of magic mushrooms. Please provide historical context thanks
Today the 3-year-old went to the car to get her backpack and peed on my passenger seat and then she painted her bedroom orange and then she wrote 7s all over her body and I can only assume this is her inmate number
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