@allybuit01
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Joined September 2010
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Joshwelt@weltszznOct 19
Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.
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i can smell debut tv just like i can smell the salt air on the 31st of july
𝒮𝒽𝒶𝒽𝒶𝒹 ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥🪩🍉 PINK CLOUDING #1 STAN
@shasmirrorballOct 18
i knew it i knew you🩵
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AJAX
@AJAX_HQSep 15
The only vegetable the government hasn't recalled this year
Appodlachia
@appodlachiaSep 14
Yeah there ain’t nothin going on up there
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Cassie@pepsidogonlineAug 22
We live in a south park episode
Clash Report
@clashreportAug 22
RFK Jr. gets interrupted by his "quack" ringtone during his speech on autism.
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Amelia
@amelia_tweetzJul 14
republicans in 2024: “kamala can’t just take joe biden’s place in the election. nobody voted for her. that’s not democracy.” republicans now: “it’s totally fine that lindsey graham’s sister is taking his place.”
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alex
@dontblamealexJun 24
Eras Tour muscle memory is no joke
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QBgami
@QBgamiJun 10
Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence. That one will break them completely.
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10 hours later. Andy was about to wrap up the reunion. She had her glass of Rosé and said wait a minute, we need to do this reunion again. There really is no other Lindsay. Give this lady her things. #SummerHouse
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What even is the point of the Aftermath episode and Amanda pretending to be upset by being “tricked” by West in her sit down with Lindsay when we know her and West are still together spitting in each others mouths in Italy? #SummerHouse
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Jayne Miller@jemillerbaltMay 5
The constitution has, by and large, lost its meaning
No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen
@NoLieWithBTCMay 5
Palm Beach International Airport is now officially renamed to Donald J. Trump International Airport. The airport will be required to purchase official Trump merchandise, directly violating the Emoluments Clause of the Constitution.
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@glindauplandApr 6
for anyone unfamiliar with american horror story this is like if rihanna returned to music
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmApr 6
First look at ‘AMERICAN HORROR STORY’ Season 13. “The return of Jessica Lange!”
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@pumptinisApr 1
Replying to @Andy
from virginia: west why did you give jesse so much shit for asking permission to kiss your ex when you didn’t ask kyle permission to fuck his wife?
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Losing an hour of time/sleep on International Women's Day feels like the most on brand thing this world has to offer.
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TJS
@traderjoeslutFeb 19
everytime i open this app i see that poor monkey being bullied, i cry, then close the app again.
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Mikita 🍔
@mikitapostsFeb 10
You don’t realize how warm 35°F is until you spend a month living at 2°F daily
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🚨BREAKING: TRUMP’S GOONS KICK A DOG
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Big Timi
@OrevaZSNFeb 2
I wish 8 hours of sleep went as slowly as 8 hours of work.
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