So, despite my @Delta flight being scheduled for 9:30pm last night, and the aircraft being at the airport and ready several hours prior, the flight got delayed multiple times up to 2am, before ultimately getting cancelled because they couldn’t find a pilot. Seriously?!
I was traveling not only with my 1 year old who also had to endure jackhammering in @JFKairport at 9pm and beyond, but also with my dog who requires very specific, expensive documents, arrangements, and precisely timed treatments in order to travel where we were going (the EU).
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LITTLE PINK DRESS is dazzling & dreamy gay coming of age country/rock opera one-man musical traumedy.
Featuring an original album of #autobiographical songs written and performed by Joey Jennings, you won’t want to miss this one at #edfringe this August ✨ – at Edinburgh, Scotland
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MJ’s wild, chaotic romance with alcohol spirals into a series of unforgettable, if hazy, stories. As her blackouts pile up, she’s left wondering: is it better to be remembered for the chaos, or forgotten entirely?
Be sure to catch @ExtraDryThePlay at #edfringe this August! – at Edinburgh, Scotland
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Leaving the @Mets game is absolutely impossible with a baby/stroller! @StevenACohen2 can you please get MTA TO BE FAMILY FRIENDLY FOR A METS GAME? My 3rd game with a baby and you make it hell ONLY because of MTA and accessibility – at Queens, NY
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Get ready! We will be debuting EXTRA DRY this April as a part of the #nycfringe and tickets are on sale now!!! ✨
Written & Performed by Michelle Renee Johnson
Co-Created & Directed by Lila Rachel Becker
🎟️🎟️🎟️ frigid.nyc
Will we see you there? 👀
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Replying to @Delta
@delta has been the absolute worst to have an infant. Everyone has boarded and we are waiting outside with an exhausted baby crying for 30 min because a shift change disconnected our son's ticket from the mother. Then we are finally boarded and put in the BACK of the empty plane
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How would you like to be remembered?
Extra Dry - Coming Spring 2026 🍸
@a_park_nyc
youtu.be/2D4XBOIpgIg
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FREE BIKES FOR FRINGE PERFORMERS! Comedian Dion Owen, aka 'Cyclopath,' is loaning out bikes at this year's Fringe. Partnering with the Pear Tree and the Bike Station, you can beat the crowds, save money, and stay fit. Fill out the form to get your ride👉 fs7.formsite.com/Edfringe/wj…
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This Drama Desk Nominated production of THE WHOLE OF TIME is returning this summer at The Brick in Williamsburg!
Performances August 22 - September 20
Link to tickets: eventbrite.com/e/the-whole-o…
🚨Limited Time Ticket Offer🚨
Use code ERLYBYRD to receive $5 off your ticket price
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THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
We want to thank all of you who came out last Friday to support our upcoming production of THE WHOLE OF TIME at The Brick! 🎉🍾🥂
We look forward to seeing you there in August! ✨
📸 Matt Street
Drinks poured by Kara O’Connor
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It's been 23 years and they've finally broken Boston Rob #TheTraitorsUS #Survivor
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I am rooting for Angela to win HOH tonight.
She's the only one with the balls to put up Chelsie.
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Thank you Team @FunnyGuyPlay for an incredible couple of months on both sides of the pond! ✨
And thank you @GreensideVenue for being such a generous home for us this #edfringe, we had an absolute blast. ❤️
@allygatto @WeareSOPR #neon #neonman #darkcomedy #theatre

























