@almightygod

I'm into creating universes, smiting people, writing holy books and listening to prayers. They/Them Also: https://xitter.cf/t.co/Rg5oKcKUAg

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Order your copy of Shame-Sex Attraction today! The first-hand stories collected in this book need to be heard and the torture of queer kids by religious whackos needs to stop! amazon.com/Shame-Sex-Attract…

Shame-Sex Attraction: Survivors’ Stories of Conversion Therapy

Shame-Sex Attraction: Survivors’ Stories of Conversion Therapy

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Following Me at The Other Place: bsky.app/profile/almightygod…
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EXPERIMENT: If you prayed to a god last week, try praying to a different one this week and see if there are more/less results.
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Church is canceled due to lack of interest.
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Twitter bores Me.
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Thou shalt not kill.
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Humans bore Me.
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Being an evangelical means never having to say, “That’s none of my business.”
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Church is canceled for the safety of children.
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APOLOGETICS DUDES: “We can trust the Bible because if false stories were circulating in the first century, eyewitnesses would have shut them down.” PEOPLE ONLINE IN 2024: *spreads every possible insane rumor*
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Most of the people in Heaven got in via a loophole.
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What you think of as reality is actually GTA 6.
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Why do the people who praise Me the loudest always turn out to be THE WORST?
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I just woke up from a week-long nap, did I miss anything? I have a huge backlog of prayers, but… yawn. DELETED.
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If I existed I would put a stop to this.
Matthew D. Taylor@TaylorMatthewD2 Sep 2024
There's an undercovered, ongoing scandal involving sexual & spiritual abuse by unaccountable nondenominational Christian leaders. Sound familiar? Except, because this segment of Christianity is nondenominational, people tend not to see the pattern. 1/ julieroys.com/president-morn…

President of MorningStar Resigns, Then Admits Sexual Misconduct

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Being a single Parent is tough, especially when Your Son is also Yourself.
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I demand that someone do a thread of which Bible characters correspond to which breakfast cereal mascots.
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Jesus promised that His followers could drink poison and be bitten by snakes without being harmed. Why do so few of them trust that promise?
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Imitate God! Just skip the parts about demanding worship, sacrificing your own children, and sending people to get tortured.
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