@almosteducate

a human type person with two legs age two ears and two arms and two feet and two eyes

 Metro Detroit
Joined July 2014
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Joe Weisenthal
@TheStalwartOct 26
This is the problem with communists, capitalists, and neoliberals. They have no easy way of measuring the value of community on a spreadsheet, so they get around it by assigning it no value at all.
Michael Maiello@MichaelMaielloOct 26
Replying to @MattBruenig @TheStalwart
Matt, there’s a community of people who use the facility and like it as is. Surely the government can accommodate them by minimizing change and disruption.
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Dee
@Dee_dunker24Oct 26
Get in a weight room bitch ass nigga 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Matt Schneidman
@mattschneidmanOct 26
Packers All-Pro safety Xavier McKinney unloads on the officiating. Have a listen. Says he’d rather get fined and try and help his team.
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chas@scabellumpedumOct 26
heavyweight matchup right here
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derek guy
@dieworkwearOct 25
"the white house should look like the place where i order asian chicken nachos because otherwise how will working-class americans know they're respected." listen to yourself.
Evan Barker
@evanwchOct 25
The coastal elites hate Americana. We know what they really think, and we know why they are so quickly defending Obama’s snobbery. They might think they are “too good” for the Cheesecake Factory, or find the decor to be tacky, but most regular Americans don’t
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Pride of Detroit@PrideOfDetroitOct 26
Jordan Love on passes of 20+ yards vs. the Lions (per NFL Pro): 1-for-6 for 14 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT, 39.6 passer rating
Pride of Detroit@PrideOfDetroitOct 20
Film study: Packers’ deep passing attack is a paper tiger prideofdetroit.com/detroit-l…

Film study: Packers’ deep passing attack is a paper tiger

The Packers’ deep passing game has situational tendencies the Lions can exploit in their Week 7 divisional matchup

prideofdetroit.com
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gio🦁@Clapped_DreOct 25
Jamo will drop 107 yards on your head then go home and eat froot loops and maple syrup for dinner
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Colton Pouncy@colton_pouncyOct 26
Dan Campbell on his decision to go for it on fourth-and-1 from his own 24
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Brenden 🤺
@BHershTakesOct 25
Anyways, here’s Josh Jacobs mugshot after hitting a woman. Fucking pussy
Green Bay Packers
@packersOct 25
Oh my goodness! 📺: FOX
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lauren
@lionsdaylightOct 25
i’m crying we finally getting these allegations
Tyler 🧀
@CheeseheadTyOct 25
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Vike Malenti@VikeMalentiOct 25
Dan has become completely Lionized and if you don’t believe it tune in when he’s on 97.1 because he’s no doubt going to be stuttering like a fucking idiot when asked about these insane decisions today
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Pride of Detroit@PrideOfDetroitOct 25
560 BOOKMARKERS. WHERE YALL AT
Pride of Detroit@PrideOfDetroitOct 20
Film study: Packers’ deep passing attack is a paper tiger prideofdetroit.com/detroit-l…

Film study: Packers’ deep passing attack is a paper tiger

The Packers’ deep passing game has situational tendencies the Lions can exploit in their Week 7 divisional matchup

prideofdetroit.com
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Will Burchfield@burchie_kidOct 25
Two fumbles by Lions. Two missed chip shots by Packers. A turnover on downs inside 10 by each team. A turnover on downs on their own 22 (!!) by Lions. Controversial calls -- in Detroit's favor!? In the end, huge stand by D, clutch drive by O, big win for Lions. They're 4-2.
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Jacob Coxey's Ghost@yung_coxeyOct 24
5th(?) whistleblower source burned by a Grim publication. Keep telling u: he’s a counterintel mockingbird
Kaelan Deese
@KaelanDCOct 24
NEW: After following and reaching out to substacker @aidachavez, she has since locked her account. The descriptions of the unnamed substacker’s beat and focus aligns with Aida’s reporting.
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𝙁𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝘿𝙆
@Feed_DKOct 23
Cornerbacks after the QB overthrows their Receiver
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Tyler 🧀
@CheeseheadTyOct 25
Witnessed another Wisconsin beat down
Bearsszn
@bearsznOct 24
Bears QB Caleb Williams is in attendance for USC vs Wisconsin 👀 🎥: @USC_Athletics
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Zach Jacobson
@zachjacobsonOct 25
getting brutalized by a wisconsin team immediately following this is a little too on the nose
NBC Sports
@NBCSportsOct 25
Caleb Williams 🤝 Jayden Maiava The past USC QB chats with the present QB. 🔥
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Sam Adler-Bell
@SamAdlerBellOct 25
so fucking lame
Variety
@VarietyOct 23
Shane Gillis and Danny McBride play feuding weathermen in a new four-minute Kalshi ad. “In the past year I’ve made some questionable trades on contracts for local weather, Costco hot dog prices and cricket,” McBride said in a statement. “Working with Kalshi to make this very unique ad was a great way to both make amends on some of my questionable predictions, but also get to work with Shane, and reunite with my good pal, Deep Roy.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/sha…
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Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸
@nikicagaOct 24
She's the funniest new lolcow on here
Evan Barker
@evanwchOct 24
Does Obama not understand that to most Americans the Cheesecake Factory is a very nice and fancy restaurant?
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Riles@RilesdinhoOct 24
i forget that europeans deadass don’t have access to good mexican food
tezca@turkman2525Oct 23
Tier list bouffe des pays
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Robert Skvarla@RobertSkvarlaOct 24
I can't get over this photo. It's the kind of thing that would launch a thousand schizo tracts in the 1990s and vindicate countless more in the years following. You'd see it on posters declaring Trump the Antichrist. Maybe the defining image of Trump II?
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