@aloomf

In my head I do everything right

Joined February 2011
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not now diane seriously
Diane Warren@Diane_WarrenOct 25
Is that a pussy on your head or are U just happy to see me?😻😛
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Nicki Minaj Floated as Next White House Press Secretary
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Nicki Minaj Floated as Next White House Press Secretary by Senior Trump Staffers — TMZ
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taken my nephew to eat hot dogs, deep dish and chicken tenders then stepped on the scale
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We’re having hot pot later
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Got a salad
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Worst part of the Halloween season by far is putting the fentanyl and razor blades in the Snickers. It's so much work and I feel like the kids never even notice anyway. Not sure I'll even bother this year.
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NFL
@NFLOct 23
goodness gracious
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ok but what if i told you i love him. what then
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Renarenarenarena renaissance renaissance
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You want to give me a job at your company soooo baddddd 
alex@aloomfOct 21
you want to hire me so bad oooohhh
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you want to hire me so bad oooohhh
🤝 Paid partnership
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what yall aren’t understanding is he’s not bringing back the Glee we love. that Ryan murphy is gone. We’re getting Kaia gerber and three unnamed Twinks singing Slayyyter
GLEE
@gleeofficialOct 21
Currently gleeking out!
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job hunting with this on repeat I’m gonna become the president
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Finally seeing you can see everything tomorrow I’m crawling up my walls like a spider
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nah i will never get tired of seeing bodak yellow performed live. what a song what a time what a woman
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Midwest Antiquarian
@Eric_ErinsOct 19
This is my 9/11
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Good bye to all our lovely fans see you soon , lots of love Louis , Harry , Niall , Zayn and Liam
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hello little lovely people in my phone!! 🥹 I'm making a serious tweet and plea for anyone hiring in the Chicago area! I was laid off and will NOT be going into the winter months without income, I'm a seasoned television producer with marketing agency experience!! I love you 💖
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I'm also open to any remote opportunities! if you know of anyone please don't hesitate to reach out - my position was eliminated in the paramount/wb skydance merger. if you have any questions or need anything from me pls don't hesitate to ask!! thankful for anyone who interacts!
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