I FIND GAZZA IN ALTRNATE TINELINES 🔭 “FAX PRAM AMBASSADOR OF THE YEAR”’ 🏆📠 WIDOW ⚰️ FAT FINGR SYNDRONE SUFFRER 👆COMA SURVIVOR 😴 GOODVIBES ONLY 🌈
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JUST WOKE CRYING LIKE A BABY FRON A NUGHTMARE. THAT I HAD AN ILLEGSL PET ORANGUTANG CALL “CARAMAC”’. AN I CHOKED IT TO DEATH BEFORE THE AUTHROTIES COULD GET IT. COZ IT GOTTEN TOO ADVANCED TO SETTLE BACK IN THE WILD. AN TOO CIVILISED FOR LIFE IN THE ZOO. WAS THE HUMANE THING TI DO
AAHH. SO THIS IS WHY PRINCE HAROLD IS BACK IN THE COUNTEY . TO PAY HIS RESPECTS TO HIS MASHED POTATO LOOKING MOTHER LADY DI WEARING FLOWERS . FEEL LIKE THEYVE REALLY MISSED HERE ON A BRAND LINKUP WITH KING EDWARDS POTATOES
NOT A GOOD SUMMER TO BE HONEST MATE . BEEN WATCHING EVERY SINGLE EPISODE GOING OF “IS IT HAS CAKE”’ FROM SINGLE COUBTRYBTHAT EATS THEM TO SEE IF ANYONE HAD EVER ATTEMPTED TO MAKE AN ARTIC ROLL OUT OF TOILET ROLLS AN PAPER MACHE. AN THEY HAS NOT 😾😾😾😾😾😾🧻🍥 #ARTISDEAD
TOLD YOU. NOW INAGINE IF THE UNAMED STAR HAD ACRUALLY BEEN NAMED ‘DENIM’ INSTEAD . BRAND PARTNERSHIP OF A LIFETIME
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ONLY NOW IN MY TEILIGHT YEARS DO I REALISE THE “POWER PLAY”’ WAS TO HAVE CALLER MY SON ‘DENIM’ AN NOT IAN . JUST THINKING OF ALL THE BRAND LINKUPS AN SPONSORSHIP DEALS WE COULDVE SHAR D AS A FAMILY 😿😿😿😿😿😿😿💸💸💸💸🤑😾😾😾😾😿😿😿😿 #DENIMBELL #MAXIMISEYOURKIDS AMES
ONLY NOW IN MY TEILIGHT YEARS DO I REALISE THE “POWER PLAY”’ WAS TO HAVE CALLER MY SON ‘DENIM’ AN NOT IAN . JUST THINKING OF ALL THE BRAND LINKUPS AN SPONSORSHIP DEALS WE COULDVE SHAR D AS A FAMILY 😿😿😿😿😿😿😿💸💸💸💸🤑😾😾😾😾😿😿😿😿 #DENIMBELL #MAXIMISEYOURKIDS AMES
WATCHED ONE MINUTE OF SAUDI VS URUGAURU. AN HAD TO TURN IT OFF. IM SICK OF THIS. WHERE IS THE LITTLE CAR??!? WATCHED ALL THE GAMES SO FAR AN ABSOLUTELY FUMING THE STAR CAR ISNT HERE . WHAT THE HELL IS THIS FIFA @FIFAcom ???
BON APPETITES 👨🍳 HOW DO YOU EAT YOURS SLICED CHOCO LOVERS ?? #SLICEDCHOCOCOMMUNITY
PRO CHOC EATING TIP FOR YOU . ONE PICNIC CHOCO BAR . SLICED INTO TWENTY THIN SLICES . SERVED ON A CHOPPING BOWRD . YOURE WELCOME 👏👏👏👏
ANYONE CONFIRM IF THIS SCENE MADE IT TO THE THE MOVIE OR WHAT THE N??
Everything must go. Experience BACKROOMS, a Kane Parsons film starring Chiwetel Ejiofor and Renate Reinsve. In Theaters 05.29.26
Get tickets – backrooms.mov
THIS FELLA FROM FIVE @channel5_tv GOING TO AS K WELCOME BREAK ABIUT THEIR SEX DINGEONS OR WHAT THEN??
WHAT KIND OF WORKING CONDITIONS IS THIS THEN JEEGEVES @askjeevesagain ??
“SHOW US THE RECIEPT THEN TONY. SHOW US THE MONKEY!!!”’ WELL HERE IT IS THEN YOU LOAD OFF BALLOONS. WHY WOULD I EVEN LIE ABIUT THIS?!?!?? 😾😾😾🙀🙀👎#SHOWYSTHEMONEY
“SHOW US THE RECIEPT THEN TONY. SHOW US THE MONKEY!!!”’ WELL HERE IT IS THEN YOU LOAD OFF BALLOONS. WHY WOULD I EVEN LIE ABIUT THIS?!?!?? 😾😾😾🙀🙀👎#SHOWYSTHEMONEY
FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE IM REALLY FEELING THE AGEING PROCESS . USED TO BE THAT I COULD GO SVERAL DAYS WITHIUT TAKING A LEAK . NOW ITS AS MUCH AS ONCE A DAY. TAKING THE PISS!
THIS IS NOT THE MAN THAT SHOPLIFTED PENS INTO MY POCKET AT WILKOS #NTOBANKSY
FAT FINGER SYNDRONE #FFS
WELL DONE KEIR SEEING OFF ANDY . NOW GET YOURSELF DOWN THE STLYISTS PRONTO . SHOWNTHEM THIS PICTURE AN ASK FOR A “TONY”’ . NEXT ELECTION IS IN THE BAG MAGE . YOUR WELCOME
TODAY YEARS OLD LEARNING THAT “MUMFOD & SONS”’ WERE A CAT STEVENS SOMG AN THATS HOW THE BAND GOT ITS NAME
THIS IS WHAT MY SON DISAPPEARED DOWN #BLACKHOLE
🚨 Physicists now suspect our universe has a MIRROR twin — a cosmos running backward in time ⏳
If that’s true, we’re only seeing half of reality, because the Big Bang may have created two universes, and we’re living in just one side of the cosmic mirror. 🌌🪞
ALT 🚨 Physicists now suspect our universe has a MIRROR twin — a cosmos running backward in time. ⏳ If that’s true, we’re only seeing half of reality, because the Big Bang may have created two universes, and we’re living in just one side of the cosmic mirror. 🌌🪞
