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Easter isn’t a federal holiday btw
BREAKING: US lawmakers introduce bill to make Diwali a federal holiday
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I'm so tired of this bullshit. Americans used to do all these jobs, hell I used to date a woman who cleaned hotel rooms. my father's friend used to work construction. Hell I worked a couple of summers laying bricks. I'm 40 years old this isn't exactly ancient history. Americans used to do all these jobs, but then they flooded these field with cheap foreign labor, pushed out the Americans, and now after you push them out you go "What they just do the jobs Americans don't want to do." And it doesn't end there. Look whats going on in the trucking industry right now. Trucking was a great way to step up into the middle class, and now that rung of the ladder is being destroyed. Soon we will be told that trucking is one of those jobs Americans just don't want to do. And it's not just this sort of blue collar work, look whats happening in the tech industry. We tell an entire generation to go to college, get into tech, learn to code you'll have a great future, and then we pull the rug on them, and replace them with H1Bs. Coding will eventually become one those jobs that we are told Americans don't want to do at this rate. It's all bullshit.
Y’all wanna “deport them all,” but I don’t see any of y’all cleaning hotel rooms, picking vegetables, or standing on the sidewalk at the Home Depot waiting for roofing or landscaping work. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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pre-shat-pants retweeted
>be GOP >worst midterm loss in 50 years >have an idea >give 40 million brown people citzenship
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the .22 chode round
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"I'm closing my cashapp because they don't condone violence"
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"I was a big part of the blue wave.." That's Lee Haight, president of RRCA (Roofing & Reconstruction Contractors of America) in Naples, Florida, defending his illegal immigrant crew from ICE and saying they're "necessary," not a burden on society. In the same video he complains the insurance company steered jobs to his competitors, then brags about an $85,000 stone-coated steel roof on the water and a claim he says could top $150,000. Cheap labor works out GREAT for the guy at the top. LMAO
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Agreed. A total clown.
when they go low this is me
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🚨🇺🇸 Anna Paulina Luna just dug up a FOUR-YEAR-OLD Charlie Kirk post and sent it straight to Dave Chappelle. The timing is BRUTAL! After Chappelle joked that he felt “better” since Kirk was murdered, Luna reminded him of what Kirk said back in May 2022. When an armed man attacked Chappelle onstage, Kirk publicly defended him, condemning the decision not to pursue felony charges and warning about the normalization of political violence. Kirk was defending Chappelle's right to perform without being attacked, regardless of their politics. Four years later, Chappelle is joking about Kirk's assassination. Luna didn't even bother writing an argument. She just tagged Chappelle and let Kirk's old post speak for itself. Writer: Oliver
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Le mensonge de l’ONU vient de s’effondrer en une semaine sur Haïti. Pendant 30 ans, l’ONU et la « communauté internationale » ont multiplié les résolutions, les missions (MINUSTAH, MSS, GSF), les rapports, les expertises et les mandats limités. Résultat : les gangs contrôlent 80-90 % de Port-au-Prince, des milliers de morts par an, plus d’un million de déplacés, un État fantôme. La Force de Suppression des Gangs, autorisée par le Conseil de sécurité, a mis plus d’un an à déployer environ 1 500 hommes avec un impact dérisoire. Les gangs ont même réussi à tendre une embuscade à des techniciens salvadoriens sous mandat ONU. Bukele arrive. En une dizaine de jours, il déploie plus de 2 000 soldats salvadoriens davantage que toute la force ONU, hors du carcan bureaucratique et des chaînes de commandement multilatérales. Pas de six mois de négociations, pas de rapports de 200 pages, pas de « respect des droits des gangs ». Juste des soldats, des blindés, des hélicoptères, et une volonté claire. Et soudain, les gangs se cachent. Les habitants sortent dans la rue, crient, célèbrent. Le mot d’ordre est simple : « Se débloque le pays ». Les chefs de gangs appellent l’ONU pour « dialoguer » et demander la médiation. La panique s’installe chez ceux qui terrorisaient le pays depuis des années. Ce n’est pas un miracle. C’est la démonstration que le problème n’a jamais été « trop complexe pour être résolu ». Le problème, c’était le dogme : que seule l’approche multilatérale molle, procédurale, obsédée par les « droits humains » des criminels, pouvait être légitime. Que la souveraineté, la force décisive et les résultats concrets étaient suspects. Bukele a déjà prouvé chez lui qu’on pouvait casser les gangs. Il vient de le montrer en Haïti en une semaine, pendant que l’ONU en parlait depuis trois décennies. Les Haïtiens dans la rue l’ont compris plus vite que les experts de New York et de Genève. La question n’est plus « comment faire ? ». Elle est : combien de temps encore allons-nous prétendre que les processus internationaux qui perpétuent le chaos sont la seule solution possible ? A bon entendeur.
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Can we get a picture of what the "Vancouver landlords" look like? I have my suspicions.
Vancouver landlords fined $90,000 after dividing home into 21 sleeping rooms for 17 tenants. Contraventions of municipal zoning, building, electrical, safety, and fire rules.
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pre-shat-pants retweeted
About 70% of publishing professionals are women. Because agents and editors tend to select books they personally relate to, an increasing number of male authors are being sidelined in the publishing industry, resulting in an overwhelming number of female protagonists on our shelves—and a dearth of male ones. No wonder young men are no longer reading.
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Absolute joke of a country
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Somali daycare owner Abdi Daisane, linked to an $18 million fraud case, flips Republican-held Minnesota House seat.
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Illegal aliens were getting reduced tuition?
JUST IN: Trump administration sues Penn State University for offering reduced tuition to undocumented immigrants.
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Aquí está la ubicación de la casa, Presidente @nayibbukele. Ubicación: 18.606021, -72.129595 JV4C+C52 Dimulseou, Haiti @viditbot @GeoConfirmed
Kote kay sa a ye? Ban nou adrès egzak la, n ap detwi l.
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Hearing reports that Stephen Miller is dragging admin employees into the Oval Office for a “reevaluation meeting” and it’s just making them throw a sieg heil and deciding whether they stay based on how crisp it is
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pre-shat-pants retweeted
>democrats win the house and senate >snap benefit abuse is back on the table >junk food stocks are going up I’m tired boys.
BREAKING: Krispy Kreme ($⁠DNUT) stock soars as high as 42.9% in today's trading session.
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pre-shat-pants retweeted
Have you tried asking her husband?
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Read it while you still can salon.com/2003/02/01/purple_…
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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It's weirder because whenever a Republican is in office people are convinced everything is worse than when a Democrat is office when it never is. Eggs were $9 one time during Biden's era and people deny that was even a thing even though I took picture evidence of it. ...
>be the American people >be retarded >elect Democrats >everything suddenly starts getting worse >elect more Democrats to solve the issue >everything suddenly starts getting worse >elect more Democrats to solve the issue >everything suddenly starts getting worse >elect more Democr
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