she’s an office siren and i’m just a bedroom goblin. she’ll never see me

okay yayyyy. next time i have my friends over we will have something to discuss. usually just quiet

maddie’s secret is this decade’s Girls Who’s Gonna Be Okay movie . this is good . i want more girls to be okay

i am so honored

this girl from my middle school commented on another girls selfie on instagram saying “OMG stop this is literally ruining my self of steam”

this is you begging??? you can do better than that👄 signed, single bisexual woman who thinks you’re cute.

im having an adult moment where i’m like “i don’t think gracie is an amazing artist” but i also feel no need to demolish her online for nothing other than attention

everyone in nyc very skinny!!!!! loved here five years just noticed this

Promising Young Woman is an amazing movie and i’m glad it’s getting love😍 so much color, so much whimsy, so much risk-taking. this is why fennel is unbeatable

the older i get the more i’m like— “wait why did this these things ever bother me??” much love to my elderly folks

i love my social worker barista. she will go far

my coworker just told me she’s going to vermont to spread her grandmother’s ashes in a graveyard which to me is the quirkiest thing i’ve ever heard

DOES IT NOT SEEM LIKE PRODUCTION HAD A HUGE MALFUNCTION HERE

FAULT

i wrote a substack article about this ! Survivor has a Problem becuz no one knows what being an under dog means anymore so they’re trying to create one synthetically by churning and twisting the game— just let Cool People Win!!