@alystentothis

Hi my name is Alyssa LaVacca, I’m 5’7”, based in NYC and a fun fact about me is my name is Alyssa LaVacca I’m 5’7”, based in NYC and a fun fact about me is m-

 New York, NY
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Joined May 2011
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obvi we’re the ladies !
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Cathy Ames WISHES she was Undine Spragg!
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erin proctor@postproctorismSep 30
RACHEL CHAVKIN DIRECTED HENRY IV PARTS 1 AND 2 WITH WENDELL PIERCE AT SHAKESPEARE IN THE PARK
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Ed Sheeran
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Tom Smyth@Tom_Smyth_Sep 16
empanada mama who bore me
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I (beautiful and pure of heart) should not have to spend more than $300 on a 1.5 hour flight!!!!
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People are always astounded that I’ve never been out of the country and it’s like well I am an hourly worker and flights to go home for Christmas are $600 so what do you want me to do!
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having a boyfriend is all about testing two almost identical shades of merit flush balm and getting annoyed when he can’t see the difference
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a watched post doesn’t get likes
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we need a zoom filter that makes your hair look dry when it’s wet!
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i must be loyle to my capo
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nothing an entire pack of sweet tarts rope can’t cure!
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The Primark near Penn Station is the most spiritually suburban place on the island of Manhattan
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Everything from the clothes to the layout to the clientele feels like I am in my local Old Navy near Cary, NC
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having the worst day of my life (my boyfriend shaved 2 days ago so now when we kiss his stubble hurts my face)
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stop telling me to cook my vegetables!!! it is 95 degrees outside and my apartment doesn’t have ac!!!!!!
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you’re telling me it’s summer and it’s illegal to feel the crisp crunch of romaine between my teeth….. the delicate sweetness of a raspberry dancing on my tongue…..
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alyssugh (she/her)@alystentothis28 Sep 2018
“I envy the maggots that will one day eat his corpse” - my beautiful roommate on Lindsey Graham
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If it’s good enough for Q, it’s good enough for you
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guy reading Save the Cat on the train…. I know what you are
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