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People have asked me what I will do when Harry Kane wins The Ballon D’or.
I have already planned so much.
Firstly, I will be going to my local baker, and asking her to design a cake, as attached on the image. I will be cutting and eating it after the ceremony. I will be eating it with my nephew, my mother, and I will even try to see if my ex girlfriend will allow my son to attend, as this occasion would be one of the most important days of my life.
My father will not be invited, as he will just insult me.
But before that, I will be doing his celebration when the winner his announced.
Finally, I will be cooking for the day. Harry Kane’s favourite food is hot dogs, so I will be making hot dogs for the entire family. Homemade sausages. I have ordered a sausage press just for this. And as per my restaurant idea, I will make it Harry Kane themed. Harry Kane dogs.
But I feel I could do more, for such a special event. I do not know.
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Conversations about mental health can make a real difference - it’s World Mental Health Day tomorrow. This year’s theme is ‘Lived experiences heard: real voices, real change’, so I wanted to share a few things I do to look after my mental health.
Whether it’s getting fresh air by the lake, playing golf or valuable time with the kids, it's important to have moments which help me switch off, recharge and reset.
Let's keep talking.
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Genuinely can’t wait until he retires. Guy was given a wing combination of Dan Burn and Orielly for the last 20 minutes and they’re confused as to why he didn’t score.
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Ever since Harry Kane started his career, he’s had to do everything the hard way.
Multiple failed loans, multiple trophyless seasons, multiple finals losses.
Constantly getting doubted. Even in a record breaking season, he isn’t seen better than his peers.
But it’s ok. Time and time again, he’s shown he ends up on top. It’s never been an easy process.
And when he finally does get his hands on the prize, it will be SO much better.
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There hasn’t been a single knockout game hasn’t scored in this season.
He’s actually fucking ridiculous.
— Brace vs. DR Congo.
— Brace vs. PSG.
— Brace vs. Madrid.
— Brace vs. Atalanta.
— Hattrick vs. Stuttgart.
— Goal vs. Leverkusen.
— Goal vs. Leipzig.
— Goal vs. Koln
— Goal vs. Union Berlin.
Should be a unanimous Ballon D’or campaign.
