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My boss trying to get to know me better: “So what type of things fill your cup?”
*me, being someone with zero hobbies*: “Dr. Pepper fills my cup.”
when all the knuth kids are the same 🫶🏼
Is it a Knuth trip if we didn’t visit McDonald’s (at @McDonaldsUk in Slough) swarmapp.com/c/juXCUVPu1wq
I hate myself ! I’ve spent half my life on this website. 🙃#MyTwitterAnniversary
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Same but between me and the person getting off the subway when the doors aren’t opening immediately. We are just looking into each others eyes separated by a thin layer of glass.
The sexual tension between me and the person holding the temperature gun to my forehead and waiting for the result
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This is how I feel about drinking water :/
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@chelleb111’s joke !!! All credit goes to my funny friend Chelle !!!
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Just found out some of y’all added my mom to your twitter circle but didn’t add me 😤 I knew this day would come.
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Me and my S/O at @Maverik.
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Absolutely. Never had a better valentines 😊
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The surprise birthday party my friends threw for me at @Maverik 🥰


























