Amerah

Is this good?

Got bullied today because I wasn’t wearing green. I will NOT lie to myself like the rest of you

My condolences to my friend Elvis for losing the Oscars tonight ☹️ Congrats to everyone else though 😁

Getting pregnant so I can play whack a mole when the baby tries to get out

My favorite part of the #NBAAllStar game was my discovery of blood covered @RUFFLES brand chips discarded on the sidewalk which I will be storing in a time capsule under my bed for the coming years.

Hopefully on this season of the Bachelor the Bachelor will finally go to retrieve a rose and instead grab a beehive and release all the bees inside it

I’ve strapped myself to Santa’s lap and im NOT getting off until I get what I want (lifetime supply of corn)

Can’t wait to unwrap this on Christmas morning 😍

My last tweet

Scuse me? I was hatched from an egg that my mom spit out of her throat. Do NOT involve me in this bullshit ✋🙄

Whoa this is super fucked up 😡

Uh oh! I fed my mail in ballot to my sweet little hungry toilet who was begging for dinner

POV: I’m about to beat the shit out of you for being annoying

Just found a listerine strip between my tits.

So excited and proud to announce that my show the Real Apartment VIRGINS of Salt Lake City has not been picked up by any network.

Hey, has anyone ever tried cutting the world in half and then pouring the lava out? Just wondering

Don't tempt me

Damn when I die I hope I look beautiful and sexy, not all old and shit. So embarassing

Looking at each President’s individual wikifeet page has landed me in federal prison. Send good vibes 😬

I think my child self would be proud of me now. However my child self was fucking delusional