Amy (@amyjo1983) header
Amy (@amyjo1983) profile picture

Amy

@amyjo1983

Bakes a bit, eats a lot, can’t tell left from right, heavy-handed, clumsy, taller than average, carnivore.

 Blackwood, South Wales, UK
Joined July 2009
  • Tweets17.2K
  • Following339
  • Followers237
2.3KMedia
Photo by Amy (@amyjo1983)Photo by Amy (@amyjo1983)Photo by Amy (@amyjo1983)Photo by Amy (@amyjo1983)Photo by Amy (@amyjo1983)Photo by Amy (@amyjo1983)Photo by Amy (@amyjo1983)Photo by Amy (@amyjo1983)Photo by Amy (@amyjo1983)Photo by Amy (@amyjo1983)
Sharon Osborne now looks like a 2010 Sharon Osborne tribute act. #CelebrityBigBrother – at Wales, United Kingdom
1
1
318
In from netball at 10:30pm and up at 4:45am. Of course I should be in bed, but am I actually eating a crisp sandwich and a Kit Kat and watching cack on telly? You bet your bottom dollar I am 👍🏼 – at Wales, United Kingdom
1
148
Diagonal dog ❤️
Image from Amy (@amyjo1983)
142
Happy New Year from GMT +4 ❤️
1
99
I appear to have found my share of the NYE drinks 👌🏻 – at Republic of Mauritius
Image from Amy (@amyjo1983)
2
140
Migrating south for the winter is definitely my kind of thing 😍
Image from Amy (@amyjo1983)
89
Libanus nostalgia @leigh_mcgrath @Ross_McGrath_
Image from Amy (@amyjo1983)
128
Skint, fat from viennoiseries and sad the UK office doesn’t have views like this, but it’s home time ❤️ – at Geneva, Switzerland
Image from Amy (@amyjo1983)
1
88
Lake Geneva 🇨🇭❤️
Image from Amy (@amyjo1983)
73
What’s this electrical socket tomfoolery happening here in Switzerland?! I don’t have any of these adapters. I didn’t know this was even a thing.
Image from Amy (@amyjo1983)
80
Morning @YodelOnline , you’ve delivered my parcel to what you claim to be my “next nearest store”, but there are 5 closer ones to the one you’ve delivered it to. What gives?! – at Wales, United Kingdom
Image from Amy (@amyjo1983)
83
Went to NY in February, missed @RealHughJackman by a day. Went to London in August, missed him by a day. Off to Geneva next weekend, guess who is in Geneva this weekend?! I’m chasing a Hugh-shaped shadow 😭😭😭 – at Wales, United Kingdom
117
The One Where All Our Hearts Are Broken 💔💔 To borrow Janice's saddest line - "Goodbye, Chandler Bing" 😭😭 Matthew Perry, 1969 - 2023
Image from Jane-Elise Cherry (@jecherry_SP)
202
5,570
925
27,270
1,786,636
Every weekend Friends is on in my house. When I went on my study year abroad, my luggage was overweight because I took my series 1-10 box set, but it saved me and I watched it every single day. Watching it now will sting but #matthewperry brought so much joy to so many. So sad. – at Wales, United Kingdom
2
151
Nothing quite pets my peeve like those who use dots in an ellipsis with gay abandon. You’re allowed three. That’s it. No more, no less. – at Wales, United Kingdom
1
1
1
367
Can’t dance for shit but I can point that finger like a champion 🤩 – at Wales, United Kingdom
Andrea Elizabeth (@Bettymoo) profile pictureAndrea Elizabeth@Bettymoo28 Sep 2023
Replying to @amyjo1983
@amyjo1983 HAPPY 4️⃣0️⃣th BIRTHDAY bird! 🐦🥳🍾 ….@Amnesia_Ibiza @DJTallPaul @sebfontaine @sashofficial #Ibiza #AmnesiaIbiza #RavingandMisbehaving #Party
1
1
129
I’d be terrified I’d be getting off in the Rhondda 😐 – at Wales, United Kingdom
Olivia Utley (@OliviaUtley) profile pictureOlivia Utley@OliviaUtley18 Sep 2023
Cannot get over the stupidity of TfL renaming Bond St “Burberry St” for the sake of ad partnership. Some poor elderly man just asked me in a panic if he’d missed Bond St (3 stops past Bond St). This must happen hundreds of times a day
Image from Olivia Utley (@OliviaUtley)
156
Epic 😂
You’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
88
I think it’s high time we killed off “the ick”. Puerile. – at Blackwood, Wales
53
It’s the month I turn 40 🎉 – at Wales, United Kingdom
3
114
Load more