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The GOP, largely driven by Millennials and Zoomers who constitute the “Online Right,” is embracing Anakin Skywalker as a symbol of authoritarian reactionary ideology. The archetypal downfall in the prequels was meant to show a tragedy, but younger voters are more sympathetic to the tale as a metaphor for their frustrations. Follow: @AFpost

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The right-wing Anakin posting is not a case of right-wing guys having poor cultural literacy or misunderstanding the subject matter, deliberately or otherwise. This is very much the text of the prequels, intended by George Lucas and correctly interpreted by these posters. The Republic and the Jedi aren't noble organizations brought down from without by treachery; the story is as much about the self-engineered fall of the Jedi as it is about Anakin's fall. The "Clone Wars" TV show, which expands on the themes of the prequels and adds more detail, and was created by Lucas protege Dave Filoni with Lucas's input, is extremely critical of both the Jedi and the Republic and often very sympathetic to Anakin's way of doing things, even when or perhaps especially when it conflicts with Jedi protocol, despite knowing where all this is leading. One major arc of the "Clone Wars" is about Obi-Wan's affair with Duchess Satine of Mandalore, who gets murdered in front of him, substantially because Obi-Wan refused to abandon his Jedi orthodoxy to be with her and to save her, suffering the exact fate Anakin betrays the Jedi to try to avoid. Anakin's padawan, Ahsoka, recognizes that both the Jedi path and the Sith way lead to doom and quits the Jedi order after she is falsely accused of a crime by the myopic Jedi Council, who are preoccupied with nonsense as Palpatine prepares Order 66 under their noses. There is actually a series of "Clone Wars" episodes about a clone trooper who starts investigating what is being done to clones after his friend dies from an inhibitor chip malfunction. The trooper uncovers the entire Order 66 conspiracy, and delivers the evidence to the Jedi, and they promptly turn him over to Palpatine.

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There is a level of consciousness that enables you to know things without logical reasoning. Direct knowing. It is never wrong. Never. It bypasses rational thought process and allows you to tap into your intuitive intelligence.