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nothing says adulthood quite like having to reset your password to access 100 loyalty points worth approximately 70 cents.
if the earth is ending i hope i have enough time to send one last "well that's not ideal" to the group chat.
i've started referring to my awkward silences as dramatic pauses. suddenly i'm not socially inept, i'm building suspense.
i've decided that being overwhelmed is just my brain trying to open too many tabs because it believes in my potential
CHEEEESSSEEEEE FTW!
Julia Louis-Dreyfus once explained that the key to having kids come back home was, "You just make sure that after they leave, all the sheets on their bed are high-quality sheets, and that bed is the most comfortable bed they ever slept in in their life, and they'll always come back."
Clever. But in our house, it's cheese. Here's to another great Friday cheese night!
i love taylor swift, but if she called me right now, i'd still be less excited than i was talking to the Agent at the IRS who solved my problem
i have been chasing this feeling of euphoria for years. apparently all it took was a government employee answering a phone.
the IRS answered my call and now i'm walking around like a woman who has been personally chosen by the universe
i feel like i've just seen a unicorn
i got through to the IRS Estate & Gift Tax phone line after 2 hours and 9 minutes...i was beginning to suspect no one ever answered the phone between their narrow window of 10am to 2pm EST....but then they did.
Hawai‘i Tax Institute is coming up! Anyone heading to O‘ahu? Anyone wanna meet up? Full disclosure: I’m not a social creature, and my ideal social setting is somewhere I can wear my shark suit without anyone asking questions.