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nobody knows how planes fly

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not this on a 10 hour flight today @AmericanAir 🙃
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this is a real tweet by my hometown
City of Plano (@cityofplanotx) profile pictureCity of Plano
@cityofplanotx13 Aug 2021
Q: Why was there a decrease in the Sustainability budget and an increase in the golf course budget? One of the goals of the city is to divest more materials from landfills, but the monies for these programs appear to have been cut. What is the city going to do about this?
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the original covid map just hits different
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am I a Polaris gay now???? @united
Pete Muntean (@petemuntean) profile picturePete Muntean@petemuntean10 Aug 2021
JUST IN: Southwest Airlines, American Airlines, and Delta Air Lines will NOT REQUIRE employees to get vaccinated, breaking with United Airlines' mandate that workers get vaccinated by October 25th or face getting fired.
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one time I dressed up as Jesus for Halloween. seems relevant.
Jenna Ellis 🐊 (@realJennaEllis) profile pictureJenna Ellis 🐊
@realJennaEllis9 Aug 2021
Bring back the days when boys cared about growing up to be actual men. Biblical masculinity over woke fragility.
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equin*x flatiron has the best music this is a fact
thoughts and prayers for earth
AJ+ (@ajplus) profile pictureAJ+
@ajplus9 Aug 2021
A hotter future is now "locked in" due to lack of action on CO2 emissions, says a major UN report — calling it a "code red" for humanity. ▪️ Humans "unequivocally" to blame for climate crisis ▪️ Temps may hit Paris limit in 20 years ▪️ Rapid, major emissions changes needed
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Saw someone say they’re boycotting any business that requires proof of vaccination to enter and it’s like babe it’s not a boycott if you’re not allowed inside.
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United Polaris is the next variant and I’m concerned
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Vaccine required >>> mandatory masks. There must be a large enough vax population to support these events @RealMusicEvents. If you can’t get a vaccine for medical reasons you likely shouldn’t be at a club during a pandemic
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classic Texas: “wHerE cAN I pUt muh cAr”
Austin Chronicle (@AustinChronicle) profile pictureAustin Chronicle@AustinChronicle4 Aug 2021
Local skateshop proves to be a headache for possible ACC parking garage. austinchronicle.com/news/202…

Public Notice: To Comply, or to No-Comply ...

That is the question as skaters try to slow ACC’s roll

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airlines requiring vaccines could end the pandemic
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everyone talking about demon twink and I’m just over here like are those funktion one speakers on a boat?
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the literal White House during the tr*mp admin
The Hill (@thehill) profile pictureThe Hill
@thehill29 Jul 2021
.@tedcruz: "Has there ever been an institution in American public life that has more discredited itself more rapidly, than the CDC?"
texas out here fighting bullets with cars 🤦🏻‍♂️
TOWERS.net (@austintowers) profile pictureTOWERS.net@austintowers30 Jul 2021
The urgent question of how Austin should improve public safety along East Sixth Street might settle on some unexpected answers. austin.towers.net/is-there-r…
Is There Really a Case for Reopening Sixth Street’s Weekends to Cars? – TOWERS

Is There Really a Case for Reopening Sixth Street’s Weekends to Cars? – TOWERS

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not a vaccine in sight
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hey
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Andrew is rejecting my boyfriends proposal to conduct a second investigation into who didn’t refill the ice bucket
The Wall Street Journal (@WSJ) profile pictureThe Wall Street Journal
@WSJ22 Jul 2021
China rejected the WHO’s proposal for a second phase of investigation into Covid-19’s origins and has put forward its own proposal to seek evidence in other countries on.wsj.com/3eJuEek
maybe we should call vaccine passports something else because antivax Americans don’t have normal passports either
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