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Tour dates now on sale- ROTHERHAM, GOSPORT, BIRMINGHAM, HASTINGS, SOUTHAMPTON, LONDON, NEWCASTLE, tickets here: linktr.ee/andrewlawrencetour…
Nothing inspires confidence in a government like being told you need to prep for a disaster. Burnham's advised us all to stock up on beans and bottled water. Perhaps if he can scare people enough with this bullshit, they'll stop protesting about crippling taxes and nation-destroying levels of mass uncontrolled immigration. You never know, he might even stave off the coming civil war. Wouldn't have thought so though...
STAFFORD, 13th NOVEMBER with Leo Kearse- gatehousetheatre.co.uk/whats… BEXLEY, club set- houseofstandup.co.uk/dartfor… MANCHESTER, 31st January: stollerhall.com/whats-on/and… HASTINGS, 24th October: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… LEEDS, 25th November: booking.glee.co.uk/24015 SOUTHAMPTON, 10th November: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… FELIXSTOWE: spapavilionfelixstowe.ticket… LEEDS, 25th November: NEWCASTLE: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… LONDON, all tickets here: linktr.ee/andrewlawrencetour… Exclusive Patreon videos: patreon.com/c/AndrewLawrence… Thanks for watching, don't forget to subscribe.
My Hope Sussex show tomorrow night, Saturday 24th Oct, has sadly been postponed due to weather-related safety concerns. Performance will now take place on Saturday 21st Nov. Tickets purchased are valid for this new date.
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The Left always eat their own. Vittorio Angelone is a generic,woke, millennial comedian who's built a career on relentless virtue signalling. He specialises in the sort of trite, sanctimonious lecturing pomposity that passes for comedy in Britain these days. But now his woke, 'progressive' mates have cancelled him over a joke they didn't like. Whoops...
Ireland- A housing crisis, a cost of living crisis, an immigration crisis. But according to their globalist government, Ireland's real problem is old people hugging their grandkids without consent...
GOSPORT, 23rd October: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… STAFFORD, 13th NOVEMBER with Leo Kearse- gatehousetheatre.co.uk/whats… BEXLEY, club set- houseofstandup.co.uk/dartfor… MANCHESTER, 31st January: stollerhall.com/whats-on/and… HASTINGS, 24th October: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… LEEDS, 25th November: booking.glee.co.uk/24015 SOUTHAMPTON, 10th November: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… FELIXSTOWE: spapavilionfelixstowe.ticket… LEEDS, 25th November: NEWCASTLE: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… LONDON, all tickets here: linktr.ee/andrewlawrencetour… Exclusive Patreon videos: patreon.com/c/AndrewLawrence… Thanks for watching, don't forget to subscribe.
It's not over, yet. Finally after years of dithering stupidity our government has approved new drilling for gas in the North Sea. This is the only path to economic and cultural recovery. Energy independence might just stop our descent into being a third world hellhole. But our uniparty globalist gimps will probably cock that up as well.
GOSPORT, 23rd October: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… STAFFORD, 13th NOVEMBER with Leo Kearse- gatehousetheatre.co.uk/whats… MANCHESTER, 31st January: stollerhall.com/whats-on/and… HASTINGS, 24th October: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… LEEDS, 25th November: booking.glee.co.uk/24015 SOUTHAMPTON, 10th November: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… FELIXSTOWE: spapavilionfelixstowe.ticket… LEEDS, 25th November: NEWCASTLE: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… LONDON, all tickets here: linktr.ee/andrewlawrencetour… Exclusive Patreon videos: patreon.com/c/AndrewLawrence… Thanks for watching, don't forget to subscribe.
GOSPORT, 23rd October: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr…
The legacy media are shamelessly pushing the absurd idea of a Conservative recovery. Either the British public have very short memories, or we're being spoon-fed more ludicrous, globalist-sponsored horseshit.
GOSPORT, 23rd October: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… STAFFORD, 13th NOVEMBER with Leo Kearse- gatehousetheatre.co.uk/whats… MANCHESTER, 31st January: stollerhall.com/whats-on/and… HASTINGS, 24th October: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… LEEDS, 25th November: booking.glee.co.uk/24015 SOUTHAMPTON, 10th November: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… FELIXSTOWE: spapavilionfelixstowe.ticket… LEEDS, 25th November: NEWCASTLE: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… LONDON, all tickets here: linktr.ee/andrewlawrencetour… Exclusive Patreon videos: patreon.com/c/AndrewLawrence… Thanks for watching, don't forget to subscribe.
Amidst the burning chaos of Paris, as feral Leftists and Islamists run wild, a gibbering white Liberal woman stands outside her little boutique shop, trying to reason with these degenerates. They laugh at her and carry on anyway. Utterly futile. You'd have better luck teaching a paraplegic to tap dance.
GOSPORT, 23rd October: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… STAFFORD, 13th NOVEMBER with Leo Kearse- gatehousetheatre.co.uk/whats… MANCHESTER, 31st January: stollerhall.com/whats-on/and… HASTINGS, 24th October: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… LEEDS, 25th November: booking.glee.co.uk/24015 SOUTHAMPTON, 10th November: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… FELIXSTOWE: spapavilionfelixstowe.ticket… LEEDS, 25th November: NEWCASTLE: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… LONDON, all tickets here: linktr.ee/andrewlawrencetour… Exclusive Patreon videos: patreon.com/c/AndrewLawrence… Thanks for watching, don't forget to subscribe.
Unlike France, Leftists and Islamists don't need to loot in Britain, because we have a welfare system that allows them to thieve off us all instead.
The mainstream media have labelled the current meltdown in France a 'student protest'. Another shameless lie. It's about economic ruin and uncontrolled immigration. It's half a million people on the streets rejecting globalism, and it's just getting started...
GOSPORT, 23rd October: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… STAFFORD, 13th NOVEMBER with Leo Kearse- gatehousetheatre.co.uk/whats… MANCHESTER, 31st January: stollerhall.com/whats-on/and… HASTINGS, 24th October: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… LEEDS, 25th November: booking.glee.co.uk/24015 SOUTHAMPTON, 10th November: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… FELIXSTOWE: spapavilionfelixstowe.ticket… LEEDS, 25th November: NEWCASTLE: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… LONDON, all tickets here: linktr.ee/andrewlawrencetour… Exclusive Patreon videos: patreon.com/c/AndrewLawrence… Thanks for watching, don't forget to subscribe.
What a grim fucking spectacle. Brand's whole unpleasant story, criminal or otherwise. Those who facilitated his rise- and turned a blind-eye to his behaviour, because he was making them money, This depressing circus of a court case. His inevitable vengeful, sadistic destruction. The nauseating way he hides behind Christianity. All of it. It all reflects incredibly poorly on humanity in general. The apocalypse can't come soon enough.
ROTHERHAM, 16th October: ticketsource.com/montgomeryh… GOSPORT, 23rd October: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… STAFFORD, 13th NOVEMBER with Leo Kearse- gatehousetheatre.co.uk/whats… MANCHESTER, 31st January: stollerhall.com/whats-on/and… HASTINGS, 24th October: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… LEEDS, 25th November: booking.glee.co.uk/24015 SOUTHAMPTON, 10th November: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… FELIXSTOWE: spapavilionfelixstowe.ticket… LEEDS, 25th November: NEWCASTLE: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… LONDON, all tickets here: linktr.ee/andrewlawrencetour… Exclusive Patreon videos: patreon.com/c/AndrewLawrence… Thanks for watching, don't forget to subscribe.
Comedian Shane Gillis is in trouble again, this time for observing that some women at the gym wear overly tight shorts designed to make their buttocks resemble two aggressive boiled eggs, and that it looks a bit, well, whorish...Hate speech! Fascism! Lock him up! Raise the guillotine!..
DUDLEY, with Dominic Frisby, 14th October: bhillcivic.com/events-1/a0b4… ROTHERHAM, 15th October: ticketsource.com/montgomeryh… MANCHESTER, 31st January: stollerhall.com/whats-on/and… GOSPORT, 23rd October: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… HASTINGS, 24th October: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… LEEDS, 25th November: booking.glee.co.uk/24015 SOUTHAMPTON, 10th November: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… STAFFORD, 13th NOVEMBER with Leo Kearse- gatehousetheatre.co.uk/whats… FELIXSTOWE: spapavilionfelixstowe.ticket… LEEDS, 25th November: NEWCASTLE: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr… LONDON, all tickets here: linktr.ee/andrewlawrencetour… Exclusive Patreon videos: patreon.com/c/AndrewLawrence… Thanks for watching, don't forget to subscribe.
