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dj / producer

manchester
Joined April 2011
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Shaw - Lisandro - Maguire - Dalot
Today is the 2026 Israel Knesset election.
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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They are calling it the most boomer quote of all time.
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Everything pisses me off while we losing like wtf is snapdragon man 😭
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The United cycle is now at the demand for a glamorous tyrant - Conte - to show these players what real work looks like. That'll be followed in 18 months by a giddy interim spell by an earnest club legend - Johnny Evans - and then by an Ineos-coded ideologue with good hair - Howe.
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Fucking visiting idiots are expecting this
😳 First visitor into Yorkshire Wildlife Park after it reopened is left SHOCKED seeing the exact spot where William Chapman jumped into the tiger’s enclosure. Altai the tiger is also spotted for the first time since last weekend’s tragedy. 🐅
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one good sleep can have you feeling like a white woman in a yogurt commercial
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There are times when you think AI has gone too far, but then there are moments when you see Uncle Phil from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air scoring Mesut Özil's goal against Ludogrets, and suddenly it all feels worthwhile.
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andrew tate was fuckin with eel porn and you niggas wanted me to think he was an alpha male
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This who niggas was getting life advice from btw
😳 Andrew Tate allegedly had Bestiality porn with horse and eel, videos of minors. Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/06/andrew-ta…
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Andizz retweeted
Two things that mongers love to mong are fear and fish
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The Premier League table but it’s based on the distance from each ground to the 97-year-old diner that serves coke the old fashioned way. #internationalbreak
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naturally occurring gregg’s steak bake
Algumas estrelas-do-mar podem nascer com defeitos congênitos que as deixam quadradas.
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When they finally get booted out of the country we topple that Aguero statue like the Saddam one in Baghdad
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Andizz retweeted
Prime Negreira
Prime Negreira
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Sheikh Mansour transferred 900m from his own bank account to his Revolut and put the reference 'sponsor' each time 😂😂😂
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Crystal Palace sold Marc Guéhi, their club captian to ManCity for £20m then turned around and sold Lacroix to Chelsea for £52m #observing
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Everybody that works at Man City
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