Para nada es mala idea. Creo que asi todos quedarían felices en el norte… total, desde la guerra civil vienen con eso.
DIVORCE AGREEMENT
THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is our separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.
--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."
--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.
P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
Forward This Every Time You Get It !
Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.
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No sabía que el #chimamuertos andaba en Francia. Chairo cagón, chillón y hueco.
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Rotos de dolor, con un nudo en la garganta y sin poder creer que esto sea verdad, desde el CD Tenerife comunicamos el trágico fallecimiento, este martes, día 3 de noviembre de 2026, a las 8:00 horas, de Jesús de Miguel Alameda.
No hay palabras de consuelo; no hay absolutamente nada que mitigue este sentimiento repleto de tristeza. Estamos junto a su desolada familia, junto a sus seres queridos, junto a todo el tinerfeñismo que hoy llora por este cruel desenlace.
La familia de Jesús de Miguel agradece todas y cada una de las muestras de apoyo recibidas, e igualmente solicita, de corazón, máximo respeto a su privacidad, en estos terribles momentos.
🖤 DEP
Hahahahaha… ya que se deje de meter perico este tarado…
Que vergüenza de tipo, y pensar que tuvo en sus manos a uno de los grandes países de Sudamerica…
En Guatemala, pasarían pagando esa penitencia por décadas…
In ancient Greece and Rome, giving oral sex to a woman was considered a deeply humiliating loss of status for men.
To shame a rival, a 3rd century BC stonemason literally carved “Euphiletos, pussy licker” into an ancient clay brick
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The brick inscription is a 3rd-century AD Greek graffito from Philippopolis (Plovdiv, Bulgaria) in Roman Thrace, not 3rd century BC; the image is a Pompeian Suburban Baths fresco, not the brick.
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Hahahaha hoy si se los clavo… no aprende esa mara…
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just CHECKMATED Democrats in the House chamber
He asked members of Congress to STAND UP if they believe it's the duty of the US government to protect American citizens over illegals...
AND PRACTICALLY ALL DEMOCRATS STAYED SITTING
"You should be ASHAMED of yourselves by sitting down!"
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Si no han vivido cerca o en Brasil, si no han pasado por el Maracaná a ver un partido. No opinen sobre las elecciones. 🤭
Si no han pasado un año nuevo en Floripa, menos.
Brasil es un imperio, incomparable con cualquier republiqueta, decía mi profesor de historia Reyes Abadie.
Si apoyas las reelecciones seguidas de Lula , entonces imagino también a Bukele. Digo, la congruencia ante todo.
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Todos los políticos actuales diciendo las bondades de Foppa, Pero jamás le dieron un puesto en esta administración 🤷🏻♂️
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Vi a muchos decir que esa gente que llegó fue pagada (puede ser), otros les salió el racismo, raro que no salieron con “dignidad” “resistencia popular”, raro va
