Saw a @BurtonMailNews sign that said "S Derbys Weather Warning". I assume the warning reads "Its a bit black ova bills mothas"

A mountain selfie with the tiny tiny cruise ship in the background

Benders on board 🚢🚢🚢

Left Reece to look all glam at the Olivier Awards and took myself into Soho for a solo pint – at London, England

Pork Pie, cheese and onion cob and real ale. I feel like I need a leather waistcoat and a bad beard – at Burton upon Trent, England

Who doesn't love a man with a big organ – at Burton upon Trent, England

Taking the husband out in Soho – at London, England

Big bauble energy on Aurora tonight

It's disgusting how photogenic my husband is – at East Midlands, England

A Sunday walk has blown away the cobwebs. But the 7 miles has knackered me out. Time to get my feet up – at East Midlands, England

A 6 hr round trip was worth it to see the talent on stage tonight. @alexparker91 produced a fantastic Sondheim on Sondheim. @jennarusselluk effortlessly embodying Steve's songs. @JakMalonee cracking out Being Alive & Franklin Shepherd Inc. Awesome cast. Get tickets for tomorrow – at East, England

Ready for some Sondheim – at Tottenham, London

This was basically a salad. Peaches on a pizza – at Lodz, Poland

Arrived at the dock and waiting to get out of the car and onto the big boat – at Southampton, England

Being44 gives you a couple of options for photos. Smile and crows feet. Or miserable and slightly younger looking – at East Midlands, England

Photo booths don't capture your best angles 🤣 – at Ashby-de-la-Zouch, England

Some subtle rainbows for Ashby Pride today – at East Midlands, England

Waiting for Dot Cotton to catch up

Except for the street preachers that were telling us we were going to hell when we went past on a pride float in Birmingham, or the one outside St Pancras last week

Enjoyed an afternoon of wine and tapas – at Brixham, England