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the jester

@angelxide

I make jokes https://teapaw.org/t.co/0NAwd5UL1K

 I love my country Minnesota
Joined October 2023
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I know in my heart of hearts that dreams do come true Magic weaves inside the fabric of my reality And the color of my soul will illuminate the darkest of darks In amandis nos ipsos personas finximus ut ridere possimus.
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Sometimes I worry that I'm an artificial being who has been given human memories.
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I kinda suspect Pondsmith might be plural but I don't have enough evidence to prove this yet.
🎯 (@eldenrngs) profile picture🎯@eldenrngsNov 10
still one of my favourite lines in a video game ever. cyberpunk you will always be so loved by me
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I'm slowly dying and there's nothing that can stop it
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The music chimes gently in the mall speakers. Everything is full of shapes and colors that you've seen somewhere before. Your brain worries about the impermanence of your living experience. You take a sip from your apple juice flavor energy drink. You're scared. "Am I winning?"
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Just watched corpse bride,,, and lets just say,,, yeah i would too
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I've noticed a pattern when it comes to libertarians where they love spouting economics but always seems to conveniently ignore the very real and present concept of "externalities"
LibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽🐍 (@MichaelHauda) profile pictureLibertarianZoidberg🇺🇲🟨🗽🐍@MichaelHaudaNov 10
The "first generation immune to propaganda" moment
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I had a dream where I flirted with a 30 year old woman by calling her "barely 17"
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My ex would constantly talk about babyfurs and complain about people's fetishes and spoke about how he almost broke up with me when he misinterpreted the things I said about trauma and it made me self-paranoid to the point where I had moral OCD and still don't open up with people
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All this to say, this dude is a poser lol
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Watch the shoulders, traveler. 🦌 Deer are on the move. Stay alert, especially at dawn and dusk, slow down and buckle up.
Electronic sign on highway above traffic. The sign reads, “What is it? Dragons? No, it’s deer! Keep an eye out.” A Skyrim armored guard character holding a shield is digitally added to the foreground for humorous effect.

ALT Electronic sign on highway above traffic. The sign reads, “What is it? Dragons? No, it’s deer! Keep an eye out.” A Skyrim armored guard character holding a shield is digitally added to the foreground for humorous effect.

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If you don't agree to all my political views: Do Crack with me Do METH with me Do ketamine with me Do mdma with me Do lsd with me Do dxm with me Do 2c-b with me Do peptides with me Do poppers with me Do blue lotus with me Do sex with me I'm sorry, we can't be friends
WokelyCorrect Comics (@WokelyCorrect) profile pictureWokelyCorrect Comics@WokelyCorrect12 Jun 2024
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Piracy historically has had two people: Anti-intellectual-property chads And people without a disposable income Both want to "steal shit" in the eyes of corporations and both are justified in doing so
La Rubric (@SmugHound) profile pictureLa Rubric@SmugHoundNov 7
Almost overnight, piracy has gone from 'we're making this unsupported triple A title available at low prices to counteract corporate greed' to 'I just wanna steal shit'. It's not about simping for a company, it's seeing how untenable this will be for an already fragile industry.
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I've been having problems with the following questions lately: Who am I? What am I? When am I? Where am I? Why and how are irrelevant.
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Returning to my roots (doing mushrooms and listening to 80s hyperborea music)
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I woke up and saw that my brain was programming in my sleep... text editor open in front of my eyes and writing... something. Coincidentally I learned the universe is coded in cpp
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The grapefruit method
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Why is Texas blue?
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sorry for this
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@thinkingshiversNov 1
I made a daily trivia game! Seven trivia questions, each harder than the last. And if you get one wrong, you die! Link in the reply.
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The philosophy test called me gay
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