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More replies than tweets, I like movies and being a smug cunt https://teapaw.org/t.co/tvxI95jw70

Joined October 2015
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
Also, like, one of the great things about Bond is that he *is* a weird freak. He’s sex-addicted, high functioning alcoholic sociopath who just so happens to have found the one job on earth where these attributes are a benefit.
“Robert Pattinson should be a Bond villain instead! He’s so good at playing weird freaks!” That’s why him playing a suave, charismatic special agent is much more compelling and interesting. It’s not expected of him
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
You can tell GTA 6 is a lot of niggas first Rockstar release 😂. Why are we complaining about GTA Online not being released at launch ?
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
Elected officials shouldn’t be allowed to lock their replies. If you can’t handle your constituents telling you how they feel, don’t be an MP
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
Was literally explaining the, "society falls when old men don't plant trees they will never sit under" to my neighbor (boomer) He said he didn't get it and why would he plant trees if won't be around to see them
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
I think getting the devil ending on my first playthrough is what cemented this game as one of the greatest of all time for me. I love when an RPG looks at your choices and goes "holy fuck you're awful" and then you feel bad about it for a few hours
If the Devil ending was not this grim this quartet could be in a sitcom with how awkard it is for everyone involved
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
me when I meet wallace & gromit
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
Validating that one tweet I saw ages ago that said something like "millions of massive GTA fans are really looking forward to playing their second GTA game this November"
KAI EXPERIENCED THE LEGENDARY “AH SH*T, HERE WE GO AGAIN” FOR THE FIRST TIME 😭
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
Her: "So what do you and your guy friends talk about in the group chat?" The group chat:
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if you put xqcs brain in a dog it would meow
xQc reviews "Primetime" starring Robert Pattinson 👀🎬 "It's Libtard dogsh*t. The cinematography is basically a copy (of other movie scenes). It attempts to humanize the ped*s the show talks about. It makes assumptions that are unverified about Chris Hansen, it's bullsh*t."
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New seasons of ‘BULLSHIT (Straight Version)’ and ‘BULLSHIT (Gay Version)’ are set to release in April 2027.
New seasons of ‘OFF CAMPUS’ and ‘HEATED RIVALRY’ are set to release in April 2027.
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
I think there are infinity better ways to memorialize your late son than to beg the mega corporation to product-ize his likeness.
Avery the Poke Kid’s dad is asking The Pokemon Company to honor his late 12-year-old son with an official Pokemon TCG card He hopes his family can one day "chase our son" while opening packs
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
we don't talk enough about female teachers getting harassed by little boys to the point they cry. so sick of them
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The UK really is a Mumsnet-occupied state.
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important to get into anime as a preteen so you dont find whatever the fuck this is hot
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No one is mad that they are banning CSAM or ACTUAL incest. People are mad that they are banning kinks that happen between consenting adults. The government shouldn't be able to ban consensual sexual roleplays ffs.
why r people mad they’ve banned incest and child porn Hello…?????
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Indecent images of real children were already illegal in the UK under the Protection of Children Act 1978. The new offences cover porn where participants appear to be pretending to be related or pretending to be under 16, as well as depictions of strangulation or suffocation. legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1978/37 swgfl.org.uk/magazine/new-l…
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
2026 official Labour comms
hello pervert is such a strong opener
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
The problem is people don’t want to just be left alone to enjoy their headcanons. They demand others validate them for it
Extremely hot take but, if you can't handle other people's headcanons, AUs, fanarts, fanfics or anything created by fans that differ a tiny bit from the canon or what YOU think is canon, maybe fandom spaces aren't for you.
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
You guys were literally cheering on the French riots and begging them to destroy their own government like a month ago.
YALL FUCKING STORMED THE CAPITOL OH MY FUCKING GOD
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
I want to have mixed feelings on padre so bad because morality but god he has so much fucking aura I can’t deny that in the slightest it’s actually nuts
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
Streamers trying to tell a story to chat while playing a horror game
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