Going to the cinema later to see Ghosts. Quite looking forward to it.

Just watching a bit of Mandy whilst waiting for the next ep of This City Is Ours

Nothing worse than a haunted ring

Eating a Dairylea Dunker #NotOnTheRegister

Enjoyed the first ep of This City Is Ours. Going to go old school and watch it as it airs.

Something new not to be delivered I see

I’m also here for Meghan Markle’s redemption arc. Get her in the jungle.

I bought some Asda’s own cappuccino sachets and they taste like if you tipped dirty dishwasher into an ashtray

Who did she send them to?

I actually slept for the extra hour. Feel like I’ve had my money’s worth

The wedding snubs rumble on

I find all this talk of stock piling emergency essentials really stressy. If something terrible happens, I hope I just die instantly. I don’t want to sit under the dining table grappling with a tin of corned beef by torchlight.

Same

Imagine if he literally just slapped him about his big head

Week is done. There’s a storm howling outside. Celeb Traitors, BB and LOL to watch and sausages for tea

When @hepimp retweets all his old posts