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Off to see Boris at the Brudenell with these boyos.

Let me get this straight. More people voted Democrat, but still Trump won? Your voting system is a mess. Fix it. independent.co.uk/news/world… – at Burnley, England

Oh man, that kitchen was the worst. It ticked every box on the horror movie checklist.

That's it guys. I won @NoMansSky You can all go home now. – at Burnley, England

6 hours driving and 5 hours queuing, but we're finally at Glastonbury. – at South West, England

Oh hi, twitter. Haven't been here in a while. I finally have something topical to mention. #glastonburytraffic – at South West, England

Bye bye @RnRDave ''s mortgage savings. We doing this bro? teapaw.org/BurnleyExpress/status/… – at Great Harwood, England

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Picked up the flu and I've been in bed now for 39 hours. Not certain if I have legs anymore. – at Burnley, England

Tempted to buy a lute and become a minstrel, singing songs about articles from the Daily Mail sidebar of shame. At least I'll have a niche. – at Blackburn, England

Hahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHA! @MartinShkreli independent.co.uk/arts-enter… – at Blackburn, England

Nah mate, it's fine. Not like I wanted to get any work done or anything.

Gutted to hear about Dave Mirra. Used to skive school to watch X-Games and he would always have my jaw dropped in awe. – at Blackburn, England

Taking a trip with @AnnaleeJade to see @TheFrontBottoms tonight. This is me calling first dibs on their set list. – at Blackburn, England

Spoke too soon. – at North West, England

To be fair, this time it's not me driving, and the weather isn't anywhere near as bad. – at North West, England