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Joined February 2018
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People see you being sensual and they take it as an invitation to be sexual with you. Just honor the divine jeez!
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Both sets of Mancs going down
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every time ive found a guy attractive they do The Thing that reminds me of just how male they are
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and i start seeing them as an annoying sibling because of it
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They sliding the panties off City
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🚨🚨Manchester united are in relegation zone as we speak
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broke the news to my coworker who supports yanited 😭🤣✌️
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They’re in the relegation zone talking about how Arsenal plays football
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thinking of the greatest today
7 years ago today, Doja Cat released “Cyber S*x.”
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still do the little hand motions when i listen to this song
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“chat to me u fkn leng ting” could genuinely work on me from the right person tbh
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one day i will find someone who i can share all my weird little interests with bc they will never make me feel judged
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for now im gatekeeping.
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The chances of getting mauled by the tigers are low, but never zero
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i don't think i've ever felt more represented than this clip 😭
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hate when i wanna see a reel that someone would laugh at but we don’t talk anymore
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I’m so leng but I genuinely can’t look at a camera without looking like an autistic deer in headlights
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that one friend who's too obsessed with preventing plantar fasciitis
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the older i get (im literally 23) the more i start actively fighting against degenerative conditions
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