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i like coffee. id also like to be in charge of the relationship.
so ive been building DeCaf. for anyone who wants to cut back a bit, understand their routine, or stop treating “one more” as a legally binding agreement
also built Bean Brigade so you can bring your coffee friends along.
photos, café visits, updates, replies. pick what you share and who sees it.
finally, somewhere to discuss the emotional significance of a flat white.
if youre trying to have a better relationship with caffeine, this is who im building DeCaf for.
daily tracking will be free.
launch waitlist: decaff.app less caffeine, better timing, or just knowing how much youre having — whats your goal?
what animals would you hunt for sport if they werent endangered?
id blic a panda, that coat would be fire
caffeine addiction is a problem!!
youtu.be/oUrXthKAgZk?is=KJn4…
lmaoooooooo
OPUS 5.5, WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS
i asked it to put Minecraft inside GTA 5 and now there's a Nether portal in Los Santos, creepers between cars and piglins under the freeway while everything catches fire
now i'm thinking about adding survival mode, imagine getting five stars and having to punch a tree before the cops arrive
or i could spawn the Ender Dragon downtown and make this everyone's problem













