Thickburger™

Warm your bones with the new Philly Cheesesteak Thickburger™ at Hardee's® this winter!

well after lots of contracts and attorneys, it's finally official! I've sold the rights of this twitter to Hardee's Corp

hey @Hardees I'm seriously like really famous and verified and good looking and smell okay so why don't you send me some gift cards DM me

I just drove 25 mph down a BNA runway in a belt loader while eating dumpster dived chicken nuggets. no one else on earth did that tonight

when I get to heaven and they play back my life movie, the only thing I'll be embarrassed about is how much money I've spent at @Hardees

kept a steak in my pocket all day today

the only bar I care about hanging out in. #traps #XXX #straightedge instagr.am/p/SY-tzEqzbO/

@OoberKelly if you have a pearl icon rack you can use any pearl icon mounts

all my dad brought to thanksgiving dinner was a jello hand he made. I can't understand how I turned out so w instagr.am/p/SWgIJTqzXI/

I seriously have about 10 scammers a day emailing me about my iPhone 4 I have listed on craigslist. my life is so hard you guys

Just posted a photo instagr.am/p/SSkk0fKzf3/

I never understood how someone that worked in the corporate world would ever want to trade that in for being in a band. I understand now

and please explain to me how exactly you would kill a genre, really interesting "death to false metal" tshirt-wearing dad?

just watch out for the musical plateaus ;) RT @ryanblakemartin: Yes sirree! RT @joshphiffer: So stoked to be recording with @ryanblakemartin

I haven't showered 4 days in a row since high school