@apocryphaI

• she/her, 33, writer • voluptuous enchantress indulging in limitless sensations

 Bristol, England
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Joined September 2018
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myyyy name on the waterstones website⁉️⁉️
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Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say tmz.com/2026/10/27/celebrity…

Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say

A big-time celebrity is fighting to keep his identity under wraps amid disturbing sexual misconduct allegations ... with his lawyers warning he could take his own life if the claims are made public.

tmz.com
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noel fielding you’re next
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matt 🏒@ryanwarsofskyOct 26
i found it btw
matt 🏒@ryanwarsofskyOct 23
does anyone have that one picture of sidney crosby with spider legs i can’t find it for the life of me
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zach@mazzyyyyyyyOct 27
her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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mountain GOATS 🖤
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& lovely lovely pals…
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no i don’t think so
girlfriend in a coma@paranoidzparkOct 22
has anyone talked about how the horror genre uses violence against women for shock value
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my bowls! #MyBowls
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i don’t remotely recommend getting 3 tattoos in a month. But
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Tilly@TillyMonkfishOct 16
in 2026 everything you buy is more expensive, but in exchange, at least it is also worse
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it’s the guy who told me he says please and thank you when he uses chatgpt. and it’s NOT close
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@WildSentencesOct 13
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oh actually there IS a close second it was when i was asking the saxophonist (real ones remember) why he was such an emotionally avoidant fucking nightmare and he said “maybe i should’ve put demisexual on my bumble profile.’ i was instantly like HURKKKK
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you’re thirty years old you are NOT demisexual you are an ASSHOLE
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m@lesmacabreOct 14
people will watch this scene and look you straight in the eye and tell you succession is not funny
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jo 🩵🦑@DiaryofJoOct 11
Mantras for when your team is losing
Boyidiot@ironicallyubiOct 11
- Sports arent fun to watch - Sports promote fascist behaviour - Sports distract and subdue the proletariat from the ongoing class war against the bourgeoisie
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carl 🥦@NightlifeMingusOct 12
(Yoda suddenly remembering an embarrassing thing he said 700 years ago) Kill myself I must
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alyssa@lyssibot5000Oct 11
hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning to be erling haaland for halloween
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its jex btw@beersmoker93Oct 11
i love when youre allowed to cook stuff with the saucepan lid on like bye 👋 i dont really like tweeting its more of a compulsion
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