
Not @hellsfavoritepk. Independent roleplay/parody account. 18+ only (mdni). @VaIkyriePro & @DEATHGRAPSWres signee.
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Joined July 2022
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it’s fucking COLD. penguins are annoying. i have to fight for my world championship match that i deserve after my final four performance. i’m tired. i didn’t sleep all flight. my hotel room was double booked (suspiciously). i’m cranky. i’m bloodthirsty. WATCH THE FUCK OUT MIRA.
Valkyrie Wrestling: In Falk Night One
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cake is overrated. it’s too thick and sits in my stomach like lead. i wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy. i think i was doing you guys a favor with that one.
but alas, it’s pretty funny that you continue to deny me and call me unpolished when i’ve already been UK champion and-
YOU CANNOT FUCKING KEEP ME FROM RAMBLING, FUCKER.
but just for you… JUST THIS ONCE… i’ll keep it to the point.
you and mira with your on again off again haters to friends-ish to enemies to bearable with each other is exhausting and overplayed.
and i’m more than-
you act as if that’s a dig. i take pride in making every person as uncomfortable as possible.
being rotten to the core, in terms of my log or otherwise, is still more relevant in 2026 than you, who has to live vicariously through your contractually obligated friend/champ, mimi
….. are you usually this insufferably voiced or have i just never had to hear it in a confined space before
your mind can become a real scary place if you’re not careful.
that’s been a common instance for me lately. ever since i lost that united kingdom title, i’ll be the first to admit that i lost myself… and not in the “oh gosh darn, guess i’ll go crazy again” kind of way-
Valkyrie Wrestling: Until One Remains IV
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the roots of your evil can still blossom…
only if you let it.
it’s about time i let it all hang out again-
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alright enough sadposting, I’VE FUCKING DREAMED OF THIS SHIT EVER SINCE I’VE STEPPED FOOT IN HERE
SHE CAUSED ME SO MANY FUCKING MIGRAINES FOR THE LAST COUPLE MONTHS ESPECIALLY, AND NOW SHE’S GONE FOR GOOD
AHAAAAA
i take back partially everything i’ve said about you @AnaKicks.
Valkyrie Wrestling: Land Down Under Saga Night Five
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i need a vacation from this endless rut i’ve been in. the disappointments against my once free-range massacre of the prom and proper valkyrie wrestling have been piling, piling, piling. i can’t even get as much as a glance from the people that loved to despise me
i could-
……… i’m slipping.
falling. further and further down. i’m not of the same caliber of performer. the ref… that fucking ref……
…… i can’t even blame him.
it was all…. me.
melissa……. i couldn’t get the job done over MELISSA.
Valkyrie Wrestling: Land Down Under Saga Night Four
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at the core, i’ve been forgotten. shiny new toy syndrome wore off, people are sick of my void-hurling rambles and borderline psychosis. “ana hayden” this, “julie carter” that, “beck ness” everything… it’s the name of the game, but it’s more fuel for the ferocity i’m about to-
Also slated to take place in Brisbane;
We’ll see the culmination of @LilMissAnnachy’s issues with @WantedMarx as the Muse and Valkyrie’s Kick Girl go one-on-one!
And @MelissaReeves_ returns to the pink promotion, seeking to score back-to-back wins— she’ll face @apoisonediris!
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what i will look a lot like is your sleep paralysis demon while you’ll be looking like a melting pot of clay when i bash your face in with my skull. you think you can just waltz back into this company and try to get a leg up on the people who’ve held this company afloat? no shot.

















