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𝓐𝓺𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓱🧚🏼 retweeted

𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐢𝐧

@Be_like_calvin22h

Life kickin my ass rn

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𝓐𝓺𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓱🧚🏼 retweeted

𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐢𝐧

@Be_like_calvin24h

Made a new friend tonight! Allen went on a date the lady accidentally jotted down my number at the end! This is how it went…😮‍💨🧐😉

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𝓐𝓺𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓱🧚🏼 retweeted

𝙀𝙣𝙣𝙮🌺@ilove_enny13h

Is calling guys cute bad or is this a red flag?

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𝓐𝓺𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓱🧚🏼 retweeted

The bag is cute, but now she's refusing to buy it out of pure spite. 😭

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𝓐𝓺𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓱🧚🏼 retweeted

I am proof that you can be brutally honest and mean with men and they want you even more…

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𝓐𝓺𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓱🧚🏼 retweeted

𝚃𝚍𝚍𝚢@popup_tddy13h

My bf attempting to tell me that I don't have to give him gas money

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𝓐𝓺𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓱🧚🏼 retweeted

❌ Listen to me, these countries have the BEST PR in food, not the best food: ・USA 🇺🇸 (portion size is not a cuisine) ・Germany 🇩🇪 (sausage, bread, repeat) ・Ireland 🇮🇪 (potatoes had one good PR campaign) ・Belgium 🇧🇪 (waffles and fries carrying the whole country) ・UK 🇬🇧 (Sunday roast is a dry meat apology) ✅ Countries that are actually underrated ↓↓

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𝓐𝓺𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓱🧚🏼 retweeted

✦ 𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐥𝐞 ✦

@teeteesunflower13h

A man came into my comments this week to explain estrogen to me. I have a PhD in chemistry and thirty years in research. He had a paragraph he was very pleased with. I let him finish. Sir, there are 37,000 women in this room, and you've chosen to tell the scientist she's wrong about the thing she does for a living. Anyway. How's everyone's weekend going? 🫶 Kay

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𝓐𝓺𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓱🧚🏼 retweeted

My 4yo has fallen in love with...typewriters. He can't "write" yet, but he dictated this letter to me, and I'm keeping it forever. (The "4 club" apparently means he's 4 and I'm 34).

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𝓐𝓺𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓱🧚🏼 retweeted

At 45 what’s actually stopping me from taking a $110k personal loan, maxing every credit card, living my best life on dream vacations, and just declaring bankruptcy? Not buying a house anyway. Credit scores are a scam. Change my mind.

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𝓐𝓺𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓱🧚🏼 retweeted

Texting your ex before an exam. Bold strategy. Apparently, poor judgment wasn't the only thing you learned from her. “Any cheating tips?” Really? That's your backup plan? I've seen better decision-making from a toaster. 😂 At least this time, the red flag is holding a pen. 🐍

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𝓐𝓺𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓱🧚🏼 retweeted

@AkadeBemsen16h

I wonder if I should call Turo and tell them to just stop? The money aint there and ain't gone be there

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𝓐𝓺𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓱🧚🏼 retweeted

𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐢𝐧

@Be_like_calvin215h

managers rude response to me calling out

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𝓐𝓺𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓱🧚🏼 retweeted

Well I wonder how my landlord is going to react to this…

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𝓐𝓺𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓱🧚🏼 retweeted

𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐘

No contact is the worst thing you can do with an avoidant:1/6

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𝓐𝓺𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓱🧚🏼 retweeted

How do you even respond to this?

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𝓐𝓺𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓱🧚🏼 retweeted

𝙀𝙣𝙣𝙮🌺@ilove_enny16h

The guy lowkey hurt my feelings..

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𝓐𝓺𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓱🧚🏼 retweeted

☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱

I am proof that you can be brutally honest and mean with men and they want you even more…

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𝓐𝓺𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓱🧚🏼 retweeted

@BellaBaddie__16h

what kind of mother raises two kids who both end up struggling with severe eating disorders like this

This picture is genuinely unsettling. They’re both dealing with the same issue, just at opposite ends of the spectrum.

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𝓐𝓺𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓱🧚🏼 retweeted

𝗫𝘆𝗻ᥫ᭡

A woman who notices that her mother is being assaulted by two young girls takes them down single-handedly.

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