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retired professional sports tweeter turned marketer.

Joined July 2010
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These players are metrosexual now a days. This might’ve worked in 2016 but in 2026 nah
NEW: Lane Kiffin had LSU’s visiting locker room painted pink in October. The theory is that the color helps reduce visitingplayers’ aggression and energy levels. (via @yea_ala) teapaw.org/yea_ala/status/2119135…
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they've renamed it to texas they&them now
Texas A&M versus South Carolina Two LIBERAL schools in LIBERAL states
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This is why Republicans lost every statewide office and the State House in Georgia. I’m trying to lower your bills and you guys are asking me where I’m going to pee.
Replying to @bentleyforus
@bentleyforus which bathroom will you be using at the Capitol?
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Thank God we are back to our regularly scheduled gambling and GLP-1 ads
NO MORE POLITICAL ADS
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Abdul El-Sayed proudly introduces himself as Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed, America’s first Muslim senator, and then starts speaking in Arabic. Americans better brace themselves. The communist and Islamic takeover has officially begun. They’re going to get exactly what they just asked for.
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Ash ♕ retweeted
“they elected a trans woman!!” “that’s great!” “in alabama”
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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I’m confused bc I am a born and raised Alabamian who had to recite the pledge in school. Also, we had FCS and See You at the Pole which were both student-led prayer initiatives…so why are those things on a ballot?
Lmao fucking Alabama, man...
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Ty Pinkins you raggedy mother fu..
umm is that a difference of 28 votes??
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Ash ♕ retweeted
we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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*Democrats
Jon Ossoff on election night
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One day Alabama will get some sense (my people in Alabama have sense, the other people don’t)
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Ash ♕ retweeted
If only Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.
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BYE HOT WHEELS
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New Mexico elected the nation’s first Native American governor, Deb Haaland!
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The timeline rn
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This is what I envisioned when I selected Gina at the the voting booth
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This is the rush I wanted to feel in 2024
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Democrat Amy Acton will be elected Ohio's next governor, CNN projects, defeating Republican Vivek Ramaswamy after the race garnered national attention over a controversial attack ad. Acton is the first Democrat to win Ohio's governorship since 2006 and the first woman ever elected to the office. Follow live updates. cnn.it/3WkxgrO
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we’re seizing the cracker barrels at dawn
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