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Archie McPhee's resident cryptid! I live in a glass case next to the Rubber Chicken Museum. The next time you're in Wallingford, stop by.

Seattle, WA
Joined January 2010
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When I was A young beast My father Took me into a deli To eat a pound of ham
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I couldn’t find this app since the changed the logo and also I have no eyes.
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Join us at our Seattle store on 7/13 to celebrate our 40th anniversary! In addition to a discount for in person shoppers (40%) we'll also have an Archie McPhee trivia contest from 4-4:30 in the parking lot with prizes from our product archive!
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Reading this again- kind of amazed they didn’t want a interview w yours truly
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I tried to explain DDoSing to Cap’n Archie but it felt like I was DDoSing myself
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Trying to help the world’s largest rubber chicken with their MySpace photo..
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Now hiring for our Seattle store! mcphee.com/pages/employment-…
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Thank you to the @seattletimes for interviewing @mcpheeceo about our 40th anniversary year! Archie McPhee celebrates 40 years of Seattle quirkiness buff.ly/3ZRZGp5
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Today we welcomed super fan Charlie to our Seattle store! He flew in with his family all the way from New Jersey just to visit us. He even drew me some pictures of Cap’n Archie and a Rubber Chicken! We hope you had a great time, Charlie.
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Tomorrow is April Fool’s Day- so I will celebrate the biggest fool in my life, Cap’n Archie.
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Pretty soon we won't have our legacy blue checkmark, but we will have our 3D Blue Jay Air Freshener! buff.ly/3iiR2QI
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It's the real Archie McPhee's Birthday today! Go to our Seattle store in Wallingford, spin the wheel and win a prize! Good today only. archiemcpheeseattle.com/
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Petition to cast me in the third season of White Lotus
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The Itty Bitty Whales display at Archie McPhee in Seattle! "Honey, I shrunk the whales."
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Should I run for city council? 🤔
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Sometimes you gaze into the abyss and the abyss looks back
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My New Year’s resolution - be more beastly. Like at least 20% more beastly… I think I can do it.
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