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delusional, but like a realistic delusional

Joined December 2015
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the wind and the trees are telling me he wants me to quadruple text him
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flirting by telling you i want to cook for u and make u fatter
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I’ve been saving that for you
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Brace your boobies.
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now my tummy hurts
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love when a man calls me evil because i truly am the sweetest girl in the world u just don’t deserve to see that
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they rip out your spine and beat you with it if you ever ask to be considered as a person with real feelings
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i think we could if You tried
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That thorn really got me
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let me off my leash
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do you think we will ever
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Can men pls stop yelling at me 🙃
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The sun in the sky has a smile on his face!
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m*n actually deserve nothing y’all got me fucked up today
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there’ll be none of him no more
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would definitely be worth it
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wine drunk someone kiss me before I fuckin DIE
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Same person btw
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i unzip my pants and my bush shoots out witha *FWOOMP* and takes up the entire room
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