Kyle retweeted
when the dude at the start of Elden Ring orgasmically moaned “THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER” i really felt that
Kyle retweeted
insanely bleak that the guy who tells me when and where i can get a ps5 or a 3090 is now informing me about where and when i can cop a binax rapid test
BinaxNOW COVID‐19 Antigen Self Test (2 Count) available at Walmart ($14, regional availability) bit.ly/3n2uRxo #ad
I know Bugsnax has a song, but for some reason all that is in my head is someone singing the word Bugsnax to the tune of Love Shack by the B-52’s.
Kyle retweeted
This is, by far, the most stupid thing I have ever read. He's a grown ass man, not a dog you have to trick into swallowing a pill.
Replying to @brianstelter
"They say this is all part of walking President Trump through this process emotionally and that they assume that while he may never concede, he will leave. There will be, they say, a peaceful transition of power to the Biden-Harris administration on January 20. They say that."
Kyle retweeted
While the forces that propelled Trump to the presidency — racism, corruption, and greed — still plague America, we can find hope in this victory.
Thank you for still believing in democracy.
A historic moment. After 2020 we needed a win
Sen. Kamala Harris will be the United States’ next vice president, CNN projects.
She will be the first woman to hold the office. She will also be the nation’s first Black and South Asian vice president. #CNNElection cnn.it/2U3AtIF
Tuesday is finally over!
BREAKING: JOE BIDEN WINS
Joe Biden will be the 46th president of the United States, CNN projects, after a victory in Pennsylvania puts the Scranton-born Democrat over 270 cnn.it/38juojB #CNNElection
Kyle retweeted
If we lived in a country where the people picked the president, we could have all gone to bed an hour ago. But instead we're still devoted to a system designed by some dudes with wooden teeth who thought owning other humans was cool
Kyle retweeted
the voting system in the US isn't that hard. I for one made it across the moat and assembled the statue in the shrine of the silver monkey in record time
Kyle retweeted
if I wrote this scene into a piece about america and brought it into a writing workshop, people would absolutely say the metaphor was too heavy handed
Kyle retweeted
Racists will say shit like "Speak English. This is America. We don't speak Spanish here." Then go live in a city called Buena Vista or some shit



























