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Arlette

@arletterocks

Half sprezzatura, half wabi sabi, half cockamamie, all chaos Muppet. 🏍: @arletterides | https://teapaw.org/t.co/K21aAUF2ar

 Oakland
Joined August 2007
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I know the Kennedy Center isn't the MOST important issue under this administration but it's the one The Muppet Show trained us for
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Binoculars finally came in the mail, went to look for the hawk and he was crouched in a tree looking back at me with slightly more expensive binoculars
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Me when I finally go to the doctor and have to take care of all my overdue lab work at once
US Consumer Product Safety Commission (@USCPSC) profile pictureUS Consumer Product Safety Commission
@USCPSCAug 21
In the lab (literal).
The gloved hand of a CPSC engineer about to squeeze a counterfeit squishy toy full of water beads.

ALT The gloved hand of a CPSC engineer about to squeeze a counterfeit squishy toy full of water beads.

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derek guy
@dieworkwearAug 18
I disagree. I think it is you, not me, who is lost. This silhouette belongs in a delicious Asian soup, not a cobblestone street. Hence, you are in the wrong location.
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Oli (@oliinoz) profile pictureOli
@oliinozAug 18
Replying to @dieworkwear @factsaboutrats1 @NancyMace
You really are lost mate.
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Toddler is trying to figure out how to say "truck" so he's just screaming "CUCK" at every dude driving a truck and I am in tears
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derek guy
@dieworkwearJul 27
ok reasonable
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he SAYS he wants your grilled cheese
Image from Friends of Bear Cat Rescue (@feederofcats)
Image from Friends of Bear Cat Rescue (@feederofcats)
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Sandal was upset at the vet yesterday, because nothing bad has ever happened to him so he thinks being weighed is a war crime, and the technician kept trying to soothe him by saying " awww, pobrecita chancleta" (literally, "poor little flip-flop"). he's never living this down
an orange and white cat looks up expectantly

ALT an orange and white cat looks up expectantly

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grace@gracefishloveJul 22
idk i think the elephant really ties the room together
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weird guy that lives in my house and watches me pee
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AND I WOUD WALK FIFE HUNDRID MILE'S – at Whyteleafe, South East
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Damn.
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Image from Westerns & the Old West (@DavidLambertArt)
Image from Westerns & the Old West (@DavidLambertArt)
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lindy@LindyyayJun 28
To keep a live cricket in so you can scare the life out of your aunt, who has only shown you love and generosity.
. (@playboicurrryy) profile picture.@playboicurrryyJun 26
why do baby clothes have pockets they have no money or goals
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Got busted trying to take a pic of Buddy making a Shape
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He got my attention with the crow. I stopped everything I was doing with the Canada goose. My jaw hit the floor with the red tail hawk.
O’Shea Jackson Jr (@OsheaJacksonJr) profile pictureO’Shea Jackson Jr
@OsheaJacksonJrJun 1
I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.
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Buddy got stuck feets-up in the beanbag chair yesterday.
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I should do something nice for my Inner Mongolian Child today
PmAmTraveller (@pmamtraveller) profile picturePmAmTraveller
@pmamtravellerMay 5
“Inner Mongolian Child” by Han Chengli
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This tweet nudged me into finally getting a sample of L’Air du Désert Marocain! It’s got some fantastic, delicate, beautifully balanced notes, and also I cannot shake the lingering impression that it smells like 1980s My Little Pony.
derek guy (@dieworkwear) profile picturederek guy
@dieworkwear17 Dec 2024
Replying to @dieworkwear
Taur's L'Air du Desert Marocain and Lonestar Memories evoke the feeling of being out in the desert. Lots of notes like clary sage, coriander, and birch. Do you wear cowboy boots and denim Western shirts? Then these are for you.
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The classiest 1980s My Little Pony ever, mind you, but I would love to know which ingredient in cool niche perfumes smells to me exactly like sun-warmed early-1980s soft vinyl toys. État Libre’s “Fat Electrician” has it too, it’s uncanny.
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