@arosegregory

"Meme Savant"- @Variety comedy music videos: https://xitter.cf/t.co/ptUrjWezRb new album: https://xitter.cf/t.co/saHOggoy5n comedy & music podcast: https://xitter.cf/t.co/Oib1YI29T8

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exit 31 of the BQE, the song
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It is WILD to me that the most effective & moneymaking way that NYC has to clean up the city's air is about to be undercut by our own city government. Please @SpeakerMenin do what is best for our city and keep the Citizens Idling Program. @CMCrystalHudson @OsseChi
Reinvent Albany
@ReinventAlbanyOct 13
20+ Groups Tell NYC Council: Don’t Break Successful Citizens Idling Complaint Program. Read our full group statement here: reinventalbany.org/2026/10/2…
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The Gregory Brothers@gregorybrothersJun 18
please add this choir to a parade float, @NYCMayor @NYC_DOT @Pontifex @DalaiLama

Knicks Tabernacle Choir

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To celebrate MLB Opening Day, here is my one good baseball idea. When a player hits for their 1,540th Total Base, it should be celebrated as "Hitting for the Marathon." At that moment, they will have run for 138,600 feet around the bases, equivalent to a marathon.
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296 players have hit for the double marathon, 42 players have hit for 3 marathons, and only 2 have hit for 4 - Babe Ruth & Barry Bonds. Stan Musial was 26 bases short of the quadruple marathon – about half a mile.
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enshittification used to be for the internet, not for countries, but I guess it makes sense for it to cross over once a tech leader is running things
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Andrew Rose Gregory@arosegregory6 Apr 2020
Does anybody know when The Constitution is gonna break out of its glass case to do the checks & balances
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antifa🔻girlfriend
@lllliatttt30 Jan 2025
the reason dogs aren’t allowed everywhere babies are isn’t that movie theater owners somehow haven’t realized that a little dog sleeping quietly in a purse is less disruptive than a screaming baby. it’s because babies are human beings
SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
@SubwayTakes29 Jan 2025
DOGS SHOULD BE ALLOWED EVERYWHERE BABIES ARE ALLOWED
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Desus MF Nice💯
@desusnice30 Jan 2025
Dog if I die in one of your planes you gotta put a tie on, don’t mourn me in performance fleece xitter.cf/NewsRated/status/18848…
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Kevin Durant
@KDTrey528 Dec 2024
Replying to @405pokefan
Creepy, that’s a sick sick mind you have over there buddy…
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Kevin Durant
@KDTrey528 Dec 2024
Replying to @405pokefan
Creepy, that’s a sick sick mind you have over there buddy…
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Big Lebowski@Big_Lebowskript11 Dec 2024
[Dude]: Where's the fucking money, Lebowski?
We now view from behind the Big Lebowski, seated in his wheelchair as Walter and the Dude adopt confrontational poses in front of their host.

ALT We now view from behind the Big Lebowski, seated in his wheelchair as Walter and the Dude adopt confrontational poses in front of their host.

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demi adejuyigbe@electrolemon11 Dec 2024
just catching up on the news, i've been offline for a while. jesus christ. rip michael jackson
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“Why does this puzzle keep tryna puzzle me”
𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘@EmmaTolkin7 Dec 2024
I’ve fucking HAD IT
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Raffi Cavoukian 🇨🇦@Raffi_RC7 Dec 2024
raise your hand if you have no idea what crypto is about. ✋
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Hershal Pandya@Hershal_P6 Dec 2024
More than once, a person has told me they don't laugh while watching stand-up specials, and then I've gone over to their house later and found out they're watching stand-up WITH THE CAPTIONS ON. I blogged about why we must put an end to this. vulture.com/article/turn-off…

Turn Off the Captions on Stand-up Specials (If You Can)

If you’re not laughing while watching stand-up specials, it might be because you’re reading ahead.

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willy 🌜💧@willystaley6 Dec 2024
Awful news. The city's most essential food writer.
Robert Sietsema@robertsietsema6 Dec 2024
Dear Friends -- It us with great sadness I announced that I've been laid off by Vox Media, along with a number of my colleagues, and will no longer be contributing to Eater NY, a role I've had for over 10 years. Thanks for your support, and stay tuned for future projects.
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The best to be doing it in NYC
Robert Sietsema@robertsietsema6 Dec 2024
Dear Friends -- It us with great sadness I announced that I've been laid off by Vox Media, along with a number of my colleagues, and will no longer be contributing to Eater NY, a role I've had for over 10 years. Thanks for your support, and stay tuned for future projects.
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Wist
@invaderwist5 Dec 2024
Replying to @pursuepolo
link been tapped in
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Adrian Wojnarowski
@wojespn5 Dec 2024
Appreciate all the kind words and concern but I’m going to be fine. My goal in sharing a prostate cancer diagnosis is to encourage screening and testing among men. Early diagnosis will make all the difference for me —- and many others too.
Chris Mannix
@SIChrisMannix5 Dec 2024
NEW: Why did Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) walk away from ESPN? A grueling schedule, a health scare and a deep love for his alma mater. Inside the most stunning media story of the year si.com/college-basketball/ad…

Woj’s Next Chapter: Why the Preeminent NBA News Breaker Walked Away

The biggest media story in 2024 was Adrian Wojnarowski leaving his lucrative job at ESPN to go back to St. Bonaventure as the men’s basketball general manager.

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