can't believe people are still debating if this tweet is cap or not bro Elon literally shipped AGI for $30 and people are already using it to wipe out entire agencies grok bot can literally feed your children, take care of your wife & even give you a blowj.. ah nvm I'm joking but seriously, there are levels to this shit: • reads a founder's last 500 tweets in 10 seconds to tell u why his launch flopped & what to pitch him • finds everyone crying about your competitor on the timeline & drafts a DM to steal them • turns a 30-second voice note of u rambling in your car into a week of distribution • executes trades directly from your wallet while u sleep even I've been running private bots for my own workflow for months never shared them because setting up the plumbing was a pain in the ass now that grok lets u clone bots in 1 click, I'm just dumping all my setups on this account did the trial & error so u don't have to turn notifs on or whatever

someone make a grok bot that tells me who viewed my profile & how many times I need to see the stalkers ngl

people will laugh at CT for this and will never get why this actually happens (it's definitely not because crypto users are boring) it's because 95% of crypto marketing teams are fucking useless the second bitcoin goes sideways for two weeks, every venture-backed marketing lead runs out of ideas & goes completely silent & when u give 100,000 people nothing interesting to talk about, they default to arguing over who pays for sushi on a tuesday notice what happens the second a team knows how to run a campaign in a boring market? look at polymarket during the election look at berachain making millions of people act like feral bears for months with zero paid KOL lists loot at the worldxyz marketing genius the timeline locked in immediately people on this app don't want to argue about dinner bills anytime they want a reason to give a fuck if your project's marketing only works when the chart is green you just have people sitting around waiting for bitcoin to do their job for them

"you are so far behind if you aren't using voice-to-text" no u aren't (and never does it makes you better at writing online) when u talk out loud, your vocal tone tricks you into thinking your rambling is genius but the second it hits a screen without edits, it reads like a drunk text (try it if you don't believe me) the only time voice notes are actually lethal is if u have a ghostwriter sitting on the other end doing the edits for you I always set up a private Slack for every founder I work with with one rule: never type a brief just drop raw voice notes whenever you want to share something for content inputs when a founder sits at a keyboard, he freezes because he's terrified of offending his investors but when he drops a voice note: - its convenient - its raw without any filter - and you get him to tell you the actual details without any gatekeeping (which btw is a game changer while testing hooks and content angles) but most of that audio will be raw venting and its fine because buried inside is the truth that nobody else is brave enough to say out publicly voice-to-text is THE BEST for dumping the crime scene into your writer's Slack but turning that mess into something people give a fuck about still requires taste (dictating into claude ain't gonna save u)

(@a1lon9) admits in leaked chats that the pumpfun is literally a slot machine designed for people to lose money meanwhile his employees are crying in DMs because the company banned him from buying some coins imagine that retail is getting wiped out the founder is sitting on $100M & the guy working there is depressed because he has to watch from the sidelines instead of losing his rent money with everyone else crypto is the only place on earth where the dealer gets mad when u don't let him gamble at his own roulette table

update: bro blocked me & started mass-blocking anyone in the replies who pointed out the same he had 30000 people looking at his startup for free if he had the brain to put off his ego, this tweet could have easily made him $10k today all he had to do was quote tweet me laughing at his own bot say "yeah our AI went crazy at 1 AM, we just fixed the bug.......try it out" & let the internet buy his product people don't expect early software to be perfect everyone laughing would have respected him & half the founders in my replies would have bought it just to see if it works (which btw now are super suspicious coz he validated the biggest fear for anyone using his product, BRAND DAMAGE) instead, he panicked, hit the block button & proved to everyone that his software might actually be broken free marketing advice if u ever unblock me: lean into the chaos next time the internet will always root for a builder with a sense of humor & ofc laughing at your own product is the cheapest marketing u will ever get in tech

"my cold emails get a 75%+ open rate" yeah because you told him his mom died

HIRING for personal relationships with top creators, daily outreach & community growth salary: $100 to $300 a month respectfully, this is why anyone who knows shit about how to write & distribute content stopped applying to these teams why would anyone run an entire protocol's distribution for grocery money when u can point that exact same attention at your own business?

smartest growth hack on short form content right now: just acting slightly stupid on purpose say one basic word wrong in the first 2 lines or hold something upside down in a video the algorithm treats a comment calling you an idiot the exact same as a comment praising your genius leaving one dumb mistake in the hook cuts the cost of 1M views to zero because the comment section does all the retention work for u

asking a founder "what do u think?" is the fastest way to get treated like a student asking for feedback on homework and this approach is exactly how u become an unpaid design intern in their DMs it barely takes 3 steps for the lead to be dead on arrival: 1. u spend 4 hours redesigning a dashboard nobody asked u to touch 2. u send it over like an eager kid waiting for a gold star 3. founder replies "looks clean bro!" & forwards your Figma link to his junior dev to copy your layout & leaves your DM unread forever if u want to close high-ticket clients off X, u have to stop doing free spec work for strangers this is the exact system that booked one of my design studio clients 12+ qualified founder calls in 30 days without touching Figma once: Step 1: Kill the Dribbble trap (stop entertaining other broke freelancers) 99% of designers on this app post for other designers clean clay mockups, sleek glassmorphism buttons & component library flexes other freelancers leave fire emojis in the replies, your dopamine spikes & your bank account stays at zero the iron law of client acquisition on X is simple: if the person reading your post wouldn't pay u $10,000, u are writing for the wrong audience founders with capital don't give a fuck about your Figma auto-layout skills they care about why their product is bleeding users we banned all visual flex posts & replaced them with commercial breakdowns instead of posting "redesigned this dashboard" we posted breakdowns of live SaaS onboarding flows showing the exact friction point where 30% of users drop off before ever hitting the paywall when a founder sees u explain the mathematical cost of bad UI they stop viewing u as a pixel pusher & start viewing u as someone who protects their revenue Step 2: The Timeline Friction Radar (Public Authority Strike) cold DMing a founder with zero context is low-status behavior instead, u watch the timeline for live founder friction: - founders complaining about high churn - founders shipping v2 with pathetic launch metrics - founders arguing about pricing page drop-offs when they post about that pain, u don't pitch your services in the replies (that smells like commission breath from a mile away) u drop a godly reply pointing out the exact mechanism behind the problem: "your pricing table has 4 tiers with 18 checkmarks each. cognitive load is through the roof. users aren't bouncing because of price, they're bouncing because comparing the plans requires reading a manual" example of how i did this yesterday: xitter.cf/arpitatscale/status/21… that one reply does two things: 1. it embarrasses their current setup without being disrespectful 2. it forces the founder to click your profile to see who the hell just read their product like a book Step 3: The Pinned Asset Conversion Trap when that founder lands on your profile, your bio can't say "UI/UX Designer | Making the world pretty ✨" that's instant death your profile needs to look like an operating room your pinned post is a breakdown of a real commercial turnaround: - leak: how a client's old flow was confusing users - fix: the architectural changes made to the user journey - receipt: activation jumped, support tickets dropped, revenue climbed just proof that when u touch software, their business makes more money Step 4: The 2-Bubble Diagnostic DM once a founder interacts with your reply or visits your profile, the door is open u never send a 5-paragraph pitch deck or a portfolio link & u never send a redesign too u send 2 short, detached bubbles: Bubble 1 (The friction point): "yo [Name], noticed on your current checkout flow u force users to verify email before they even see the dashboard workspace. most consumer apps drop 20%+ of signups on that single screen" Bubble 2 (The diagnostic question): "was that a deliberate fraud filter or just legacy dev setup from v1?" look at the psychology: - u didn't ask for a job - u didn't ask "what do u think?" - u challenged their decision as an equal peer the founder is almost forced to respond because u touched an active business nerve Step 5: The Detached Conversion when the founder replies explaining their setup, u don't pounce on them with a Calendly link you diagnose the leak further: "makes sense. the issue is your competitors already removed that friction, so your acquisition cost on paid ads is effectively getting taxed by your own signup wall" only when they admit the pain do u drop the frictionless exit: "I'd be down to hop on a 10-min screen share this week & show u where the other 2 leaks are sitting. if not, all good, figured I'd flag it" zero pressure & fucking 0 desperation they pull YOU into the call because u proved u understand their product mechanics better than their internal team does TLDR; stop doing homework for strangers on the internet hoping they throw u a scrap designers sell aesthetics & get treated like interns operators diagnose commercial leaks & get paid high-ticket retainers

how to make $7,200 in 24 hours on pumpfun step 1: don't trade memecoins step 2: send an invoice to their marketing lead step 3: post "Decent day" with the Paid Partnership tag on atleast look at the numbers there $1,100 in volume producing $7,200 in profit the math doesn't even make sense unless the tokens were seeded flexing that while with a "paid partnership" right under ur tweet is crazy work at least crop the disclosure out if you're gonna run the actor routine lol

whoever wrote this for hong deserves a head tbh just look at the simplicity "bank gives 3% -> we give 11% -> trade with the same cash -> ur neighbor can use it" now imagine this "GRVT is a hybrid CLOB DEX built on a modular ZK-rollup featuring cross-margin multi-collateral execution and sub-millisecond off-chain order matching" that's exactly how 90% crypto founders pitch their products rn btw people think if they don't say "modular liquidity aggregation layer" nobody will think they're a genius meanwhile complexity is just how bad marketers hide that nobody wants their product (that "safer than your bank" line at 11% APY is generational crime tho lol)