@artielaughs

I laugh a lot. • Stand Up Comedian • Sacramento/Bay Area • ArtieKevinShow Podcast • instagram: artie.valenzuela

 California, USA
Joined May 2019
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Everybody Eats | 5/4/25 | Sacramento Punchline | punchlinesac.com
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Sacramento Punch Line. Everybody Eats. bit.ly/3XZNlRM – at Sacramento, CA
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Sometimes I just walk through Seafood City and listen. – at Sacramento, CA
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everybodyeats.eventbrite.com @rexnavarrete headlines Nate Holden Theater. Get your tickets now.
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Y’all got that ass whooped in front of Danny Devito and Spider-Man. ha ha ha hahaha – at Foothill Farms, CA
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Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/Crwj1xIvANq/…
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The comfiest hoodies in comedy are live on artielaughs.com. Get yours now through 5/12/23. instagram.com/p/Crthbukv-bE/…
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Keep swingin’ Comfiest gear in comedy at artielaughs.com @ HomeRun instagram.com/p/CrgSWTVLCil/…
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artielaughs.com Comfiest merch in comedy is live. – at United States
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Trump’s the first president to be indicted, at least he’ll get to understand how it feels to be a minority in jail. – at Dixon, CA
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Bout to be a 31-year-old kid by myself at Legoland with a semi-disposable income and no parent to tell me no. Don’t give up on your dreams kids. – at Carlsbad, CA
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Dude saw my tweet and said “you’re not alone!” – at Carlsbad, CA
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Happy Valentine’s Day, everybody ❤️
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V-A-DOUBLE L- E-J-O, where slanging funny jokes is all I know. @bayareacomics @ Empress Theatre instagram.com/p/CofJcUMLMqs/… – at Vallejo, CA
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WE IN GALT! The master of laughter @retrocrush headlining on Friday 2/24/23. Come through. @ River Rock Brewery instagram.com/p/CoeU1rxO-el/… – at Galt, CA
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SUNNYVALE! I’m in town on Wednesday 2/22/23! @roostertf for tickets! @ Rooster T Feathers Comedy Club instagram.com/p/Coakmc0SP9u/… – at Sunnyvale, CA
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Some hits from my last set at @laughsunlimited credit to @drewblack.jpg for the sneak shots. @ Laughs Unlimited Comedy Club and Lounge instagram.com/p/CoEMYkzL5dl/… – at Sacramento, CA
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Trent represents all of us.
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With all due respect, Kevin Hart and the Philadelphia Eagles can suck my weiner today. – at Foothill Farms, CA
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Tonight! @alamedacomedy with @roastbattlebayarea along with some fire judges @trashleymonique @jokenword @ Alameda Comedy Club instagram.com/p/Cn428DIPwCf/… – at Alameda, CA
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