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Queer Nonbinary Trans Man 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 He/him. 40

Cardiff, Wales
Joined November 2009
Pope twitter is excellent but I've just signed up for this pls follow
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She's filing her nails while they're dragging the lake
To quote Duran Duran’s cover of Watching the detectives “I don’t know how much more of this I can take.”
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There are not many things that make me laugh out loud but Cunk on Cinema is brilliant. I am cackling
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Addressing a dangerous and highly controversial law exclusively with a pay-walled newspaper with comments turned off is certainly an interesting choice in regards to transparency and the accountability of our elected officials.
“I’m also very keen to stress that I am not here to be the modern-day Mary Whitehouse and police people’s sex lives either.” Me in the @thetimes discussing the new extreme pornography offences that came into force this week 👇 thetimes.com/uk/politics/art…
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The porn law yank MP being in the TERF circuit surprises absolutely no one. Government of mumsnet femcels
The anti-blowjob MP has some fine friends
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Sexual expression is not a privilege granted by the state or by moral gatekeepers; it is a right inherent to every consenting adult, built on bodily autonomy, creative liberty, and personal freedom.
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sexting, 2026: ‘so what are your government sanctioned interests and kinks?’
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Where is the line between cunnilingus and facesitting. They're lying down, now sitting up a bit, now they're on top of me... Oooop... Illegal
The “strangulation porn” law in the UK is so vague that now face-sitting, and potentially oral sex porn can be considered “choking”. And possession includes the cache from streaming. So you can now face being registered as a sex offender for porn acts legal (for now).
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I realised it's been like 8 days since I posted a selfie. You've probably forgotten what I look like
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Well I did it I had a power nap after work and made it to see Glitchgirl / May Swoon / Uber Ubik at The Canopi. Perfect music for those with ADHD and short attention spans 🤘✨
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When I die and get to heaven I imagine this is what will be waiting #TeenageSexAndDeathAtCampMiasma
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