@arvofart

America’s foremost Dracula enjoyer | please commission me to write a Hellraiser opera | he/him

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Joined April 2013
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What’s your favorite photo where someone is visibly seething with contempt
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Having to pee in the middle of a Morton Feldman performance is maybe the most personally mortifying thing a human being can feel
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Shifting a little in your chair during For John Cage
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this mf is scared of pumpkins
Oilfield Rando
@Oilfield_Rando16h
Went to a pumpkin patch in a bigger town. 200 million deportations. Minimum.
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Guy who thinks Sean Connery’s hair was real
Ranthony@ChiefTeef8Oct 24
Bond cant be balding sorry
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Aaron Sorkin could never have written The Social Network without crack cocaine and he could never have written The Social Reckoning with it
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relatable content
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Another Art Institute photodump. Seeing a Francis Bacon in person is always a special treat
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Swordmaxximg
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I’m like a kid in a candy store. They have one of the Alexandria swords!
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Boy who is going to be ok
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That’s an awfully hard 29
Joe Mitchell
@joemitchelliowaOct 23
Today at age 29 I can be certain that 40 years from now, 50 years from now, 60 years from now, we will look back on President Donald Trump as the President who saved America. An America First Century.
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The greatest case of nominative determinism in history remains 1970s softcore porn director Just Jaeckin
LorenzoT 🎭 🎃@maskedrenzotOct 23
ну и, разумеется, шахматный гроссмейстер по имени Seen a move ahead
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Day one in Chicago. Mostly dog watching
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Frat Guys will always defend Greek life to the death because they cannot admit that they allowed themselves to be subjected to this for nothing
Joseph “the minister” goebbels@JosephthemihOct 21
THIS is how you turn a pledge into a slag (scholar, leader, athlete, gentleman) #rushpike #pikespike #uark #spank #glorytotheidf
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It warms my heart that for all the radical changes that the AV Club has undergone over the years, their hatred for American Horror Story remains eternal
bay@gagamilfsOct 21
brutal headline
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I’m old enough to remember when you shit your pants
Kaitlin Bennett
@KaitMarieoxOct 22
I'm old enough to remember when Bernie Sanders used to criticize millionaires but switched the word to Billionaires when he started getting rich 🧐
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People who love sharing open matte torrents of movies would have loved the pan-and-scan VHS era and I absolutely mean that as an insult
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Gothic Chiller is what I call drinking a few cold ones with the boys at a cemetery
Joseph K.@wallsallaroundOct 20
the DVD era was fun
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It’s so funny that there are several competing brands of drop shipped “man coffee” for people who are afraid their coffee beans might be gay
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You just know that every Black Rifle Coffee buyer puts cream and sugar in it
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