Biggest fitness accomplish so far this year: getting full range on Bulgarian split squats. 🙌🏻 Bitch, I’ve made it.
The amount of women in the gym lifting heavy now makes me so happy. Women are getting more & more empowered.
Twitter is poppin’ off with comedy this morning after Louisville police arrested Scottie Scheffler 😂 Wow, what a time.
Finally tried the @BloomSupps greens, and well… I almost puked from the flavor of the coconut one 🥴 I need to figure out a smoothie that can mask the taste enough for me to drink $30 worth. God. – at Lyndon, KY
Anyone else’s allergies have them ready to just tap out and accept death right now?? 😭😮💨 – at Indiana, USA
Maternity leave got me hooked on the Pat McAfee show & now I’m lightweight sad that I can’t watch it everyday?? lol
I love the sound of people dropping weights on the floor so hard at the gym that the grounds shakes & I hear it through my earphones 🫠 – at Louisville, KY
Alicia Keys coming out & singing a snippet of my wedding song was pure magic, and DAMN does Usher still got it 🥵 – at Louisville, KY
Crumbl cookies are the most overrated cookie on the planet. Every one tastes the same: too sweet. That’s it, that’s the list of weekly flavors summarized. – at Indiana, USA
I’ve blocked 16k+ ad accounts & yet still get half my feed filled with ads every time I open this app 🙃 Keep ‘em coming I guess.
The fact that a standard size bag of tortilla chips costs $6.39 and a “party size” bag of Ruffles, that’s really not party sized, is $5.99 absolutely floors me. We’re in danger. – at Louisville, KY
If I were ever on Death Row and had to choose a last cookie, it would definitely be a butter cookie from the blue tin. – at Indiana, USA
Best things about having a new baby:
1. Smelling his hair when I hold him.
2. Having an excuse to be late or just not go places. – at Louisville, KY
Everyone makes post-partum sound like a mental illness when really it’s just your body physically being at the brink of collapse. I’m exhausted, have no time to eat substantial food, & can’t get a solid hour of time to myself at any point in the day bc there’s so much else to do. – at Indiana, USA

