shove grapes inside a barrel, leave it for a couple years. grape expectations

update: hello

what if stevia was just called steve. "hey, pass me some steve." "steve has no calories, so slimming." "i love the taste of steve in the morning, goes great in my coffee."

why is flossing specific to teeth? we don't just say "go brush", like brush what? but "go floss" is understood to not be about your toes or something

hey what the hell @jacksfilms, that's a copyrighted nft

david & bustiath

.@benshapiro should become a magician that makes park benches materialize. he could say "bench appearo"

so no one told me life was gonna be this gay 🌈🌈🌈🌈 no seriously why don't they tell you when you're born

i remember when she was ariana pequeña

oh fuck that wasn't a few hours, what happened to the impeachment

right imma lay flat and go into a coma for a few hours while my eyes freak out

do you ever walk by squirrels and put on a tough act, like "the fuck are you looking at, you big-tailed rodent-ass bitch" then they run away and you feel so damn powerful

i'm pretty high right now tbh and i might do something crazy